Skip to main content

E-Sexual 

Someone who changes their sexuality or gender based on level of internet trendiness
Tom decided today he is asexual, when yesterday he was straight and a week before he was bisexual

Tom : being straight is so 90's
Jill: you're so E-sexual
E-Sexual by Swayzeishmeister June 26, 2017
Words you can keep

E Sexual 

E sexual is that you have an attraction to people with erectile dysfunction
James: Hey Ben I think I am E sexual

Ben: oh is that the one where you are attracted to people with erectile dysfunction

James: Yes that is why I like you
E Sexual by Trent Foster November 1, 2021
Related Words
esexual e E-Boy E.M.A e-tard E-bay e-z E.Bola e-man E.S.P.
Somebody who constantly masturbates to internet pornography, but has little or no interest in actual sexual relationships. Could be seen as asexual in real life.
girl: yeah, he's kinda cute, but i think he might be gay or something. he never even flirts.

guy: no, he's not gay. he's constantly talking about porn. he's just eSexual.
eSexual by vaguefaith August 9, 2010
Adj. One who constantly engages in the act of cybersex for gratification. Also referring to the use of technology items in a sexual way.
That fool is hella esexual, we saw his chat logs.

The avid esexual used her CAT5e cable to arouse herself
esexual by Four Twenty September 24, 2006
Having sex with a nine year old
Raping at nine years old
Having sex with your family members
Raping a nine years old
Having an attraction to raping nine years old your family and having sex with nine years old Esexual
Esexual by David right March 31, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
Next