eSexual

Somebody who constantly masturbates to internet pornography, but has little or no interest in actual sexual relationships. Could be seen as asexual in real life.

girl: yeah, he's kinda cute, but i think he might be gay or something. he never even flirts.

guy: no, he's not gay. he's constantly talking about porn. he's just eSexual.

by vaguefaith August 9, 2010

esexual

Adj. One who constantly engages in the act of cybersex for gratification. Also referring to the use of technology items in a sexual way.

That fool is hella esexual, we saw his chat logs.

The avid esexual used her CAT5e cable to arouse herself

by Four Twenty September 24, 2006

Esexual

Having sex with a nine year old
Raping at nine years old
Having sex with your family members
Raping a nine years old

Having an attraction to raping nine years old your family and having sex with nine years old Esexual

by David right March 31, 2021

Evexual

To only like Evans.

She came out of the closet as evexual. She only likes Evans.

by TheGrandma March 17, 2020

Elsexual

When one is into men then suddenly sees an individual and completely questions her sexuality. She thinks she's gay but only wants this certain individual.

As soon as she saw me, she became Elsexual.

by The GOAT 2016 January 6, 2017

Ehsexuality

Being attracted only to Canadians.

Ehsexuality.
"Hey, dude, are you straight, gay or bi?"
"Neither, I'm ehsexual!"

by LupoOfEpicness October 8, 2012

ehsexual

The previously unrecognized sexual orientation whereby the person is attracted solely to Canadians.

Guy at club: What do you think of that American girl at the bar?
Friend: Not interested man, I'm ehsexual after my last encounter up North.

by jozi07 October 7, 2010