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n. that part of you which can be kicked on the internet. Hackers kick the e-ass of lamers and lusers.
e-ass by fizzle April 15, 2004
Words you can keep
1. the process of sodomization by ones biological father
2. A fat gay frenchmen
3. The process of pathological lying in multiples of two
when you f'ass'e your child make sure they are of the age that they wont be traumatized.
f'ass'e by dshearer November 18, 2013
People that hide behind their avatars on the internet, that claim to be a "bad ass" and higher superior of everyone else.

Naturally spewing out verbal abusement and other agressiveness towards one another, thinking they have a name for themselves.

While they are vastly insignificant in real life.

They are similar in terms to an "E-Thug".
An example of an E-Bad Ass.

"fuck you man ill kik your ass in real and everywhere else"
E-Bad Ass by Anonymou-s57 December 17, 2008

Ass-e-wunchie

The playful punching of a friends ass, after she/he does or says something weird.
How an ass-e-wunchie usually goes down:

*A friend says something weird*

You: Yeah... I think that deserves an ass-e-wunchie!

e-flap-jack-ass-ulation 

A really weird word for the name Jack.
hey there, e-flap-jack-ass-ulation.
e-flap-jack-ass-ulation by dafhadf December 9, 2008

R.E.M. Ass Sweat 

The sweat an individual’a ass produces during REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, the deepest state of dreams...

When you wake up after a deep sleep with swamp ass you know youv’ve got REM ass sweat.
Dave: Don’t go in my bed, I get R.E.M. Ass Sweat when I sleep naked, it drips.

Jim: bro I don’t really care, this blanket is really warm
R.E.M. Ass Sweat by Slavid February 17, 2019

assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is)

When your dog, in order to scratch his ass, drags it across the carpet with his front paws up as if he is riding a motorcycle.
"Hey man -- check out my dog - he's got a bad case of assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is). He looks like he's riding a motorcycle across the carpet."
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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