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vag-split ween 

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
vag-split ween by Slavid November 4, 2021

R.E.M. Ass Sweat 

The sweat an individual’a ass produces during REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, the deepest state of dreams...

When you wake up after a deep sleep with swamp ass you know youv’ve got REM ass sweat.
Dave: Don’t go in my bed, I get R.E.M. Ass Sweat when I sleep naked, it drips.

Jim: bro I don’t really care, this blanket is really warm
R.E.M. Ass Sweat by Slavid February 17, 2019