e-ass

n. that part of you which can be kicked on the internet. Hackers kick the e-ass of lamers and lusers.

I just pwned your e-ass.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

f'ass'e

1. the process of sodomization by ones biological father
2. A fat gay frenchmen
3. The process of pathological lying in multiples of two

when you f'ass'e your child make sure they are of the age that they wont be traumatized.

by dshearer November 18, 2013

E-Bad Ass

People that hide behind their avatars on the internet, that claim to be a "bad ass" and higher superior of everyone else.

Naturally spewing out verbal abusement and other agressiveness towards one another, thinking they have a name for themselves.

While they are vastly insignificant in real life.

They are similar in terms to an "E-Thug".

An example of an E-Bad Ass.

"fuck you man ill kik your ass in real and everywhere else"

by Anonymou-s57 December 17, 2008

Ass-e-wunchie

The playful punching of a friends ass, after she/he does or says something weird.

How an ass-e-wunchie usually goes down:

*A friend says something weird*

You: Yeah... I think that deserves an ass-e-wunchie!

by Xander-is-awesome-2001 April 26, 2014

e-flap-jack-ass-ulation

A really weird word for the name Jack.

hey there, e-flap-jack-ass-ulation.

by dafhadf December 9, 2008

R.E.M. Ass Sweat

The sweat an individual’a ass produces during REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, the deepest state of dreams...

When you wake up after a deep sleep with swamp ass you know youv’ve got REM ass sweat.

Dave: Don’t go in my bed, I get R.E.M. Ass Sweat when I sleep naked, it drips.

Jim: bro I don’t really care, this blanket is really warm

by Slavid February 17, 2019

assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is)

When your dog, in order to scratch his ass, drags it across the carpet with his front paws up as if he is riding a motorcycle.

"Hey man -- check out my dog - he's got a bad case of assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is). He looks like he's riding a motorcycle across the carpet."

by Black Turner December 13, 2013