Dysd 

Short for "do you sell drugs"

Person 1: Hey, dysd?
Person 2: Yeah man, let's look at my stash.

Dysd by Big nope February 24, 2021

dysdrunktional 

too drunk to function.

That guy is completely dysdrunktional, he can't even walk on his own.

dysdrunktional by Little Miss Michelle July 3, 2008

Dysdrunkia 

The name for the condition that affects anyone under the influence of alcohol that tries to either type or write giving rise to either unintelligeable rants or fits of misspelt gibberish.

Albert was so drunk he couldn't spell his own name last night he must have had a bad dose of Dysdrunkia

Dysdrunkia by Boneyboy0 April 19, 2011

dysdoxant

Having an opinion which is wrong; one whose opinion is wrong.

If you don't agree with me, you are a dysdoxant.

dysdoxant by Jon December 23, 2003

dysdonia 

n. Neurologic condition which impairs one's ability to dress properly.

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Can you help me with this tie? I have dysdonia.

Is that why your shoes are different colours? ... And sizes?

dysdonia by gnostic3 August 29, 2020

Dysdisdeantiunnoninimirilmisexnolessless 

No, against, without, incorrect/wrong, taken out of, bad, and or not

He picked the Dysdisdeantiunnoninimirilmisexnolessless Answer or he picked the bad/incorrect/wrong answer

Dysdisdeantiunnoninimirilmisexnolessless by Burgerlyobscure June 4, 2022

Dysdexia

Difficulty in distinguishing the left hand from the right hand.

Difficulty distinguishing left from right, especially when anxious or under pressure.

Confusion between left and right.

I have difficulty with directions. When someone tells me to turn left, I turn right. I must have dysdexia.

Raise your right hand and repeat after me...no, the “other right”...do you have dysdexia?

Dysdexia by Cravicky October 18, 2019