Cravicky's definitions
After several weeks of job hunting, the medical bills that appeared in the mail were so high that I tore the bills up in a strangry fit and threw them in the trash.
by Cravicky August 11, 2019
Get the Strangrymug. Difficulty in distinguishing the left hand from the right hand.
Difficulty distinguishing left from right, especially when anxious or under pressure.
Confusion between left and right.
Difficulty distinguishing left from right, especially when anxious or under pressure.
Confusion between left and right.
I have difficulty with directions. When someone tells me to turn left, I turn right. I must have dysdexia.
Raise your right hand and repeat after me...no, the “other right”...do you have dysdexia?
Raise your right hand and repeat after me...no, the “other right”...do you have dysdexia?
by Cravicky October 18, 2019
Get the Dysdexiamug. Aka: plastic grocery bag, plastic bag; a plastic grocery bag that is easily caught by the wind and ends up in treetops. This event can occur when shoppers are careless about their environment, and throws bags on the ground. It can also be caused by spilling out of overflowing trash cans, and cars filled with junk, often unbeknownst to vehicle occupants, as they step out on the ground.
Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.
Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.
Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.
Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.
Johnny, close the car door and grab that urban kite that's stuck on your foot. Do you want it to end up in the trees?
Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.
Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.
by Cravicky July 2, 2016
Get the Urban Kitemug. The act of looking up information on a personal screened device such as a cellphone or tablet; especially for someone else
Trying to find information on the internet, especially on a cellphone or screened device.
The use of thumbs to look up information on a personal device, such as a cellphone or tablet.
Similar to "legwork", which was an act of traveling to places, such as a library, to gather information; thumbwork is an act of "traveling" to Google, IMDB, or certain websites on a screened device, instead.
The use of thumbs to gather information on the internet or through the use of informational apps.
Trying to find information on the internet, especially on a cellphone or screened device.
The use of thumbs to look up information on a personal device, such as a cellphone or tablet.
Similar to "legwork", which was an act of traveling to places, such as a library, to gather information; thumbwork is an act of "traveling" to Google, IMDB, or certain websites on a screened device, instead.
The use of thumbs to gather information on the internet or through the use of informational apps.
Tina: "Lisa, check Urban Dictionary to see if there is a word that means "looking up information on the internet"...Lisa: "What? Why do I have to do all the boring thumbwork around here?"
"I'd love to play video games, but I'm stuck doing all the thumbwork for my boss because he's too lazy to look things up himself!"
"Yes, Sir! 'is Jimmy Hoffa still alive?'...'how many almonds can a person eat in one sitting without dying'...'is the world flat?'...'must chia seeds be ground up for the best nutritional benefit?'...'how many adult giraffes fit in an average school bus?'...I'll get right on that thumbwork immediately, sir!"
"I'd love to play video games, but I'm stuck doing all the thumbwork for my boss because he's too lazy to look things up himself!"
"Yes, Sir! 'is Jimmy Hoffa still alive?'...'how many almonds can a person eat in one sitting without dying'...'is the world flat?'...'must chia seeds be ground up for the best nutritional benefit?'...'how many adult giraffes fit in an average school bus?'...I'll get right on that thumbwork immediately, sir!"
by Cravicky June 3, 2020
Get the Thumbworkmug. 1. The sound of the ringtone is too enjoyable to answer the call.
2. The song selected for the ringtone is so mesmerizing, the call recepient chooses to listen to the song over the voice of the caller.
3. When a phone rings, and the recipient becomes so engaged in the song, he forgets to answer the call.
4. The recipient of a call cannot answer the phone because his urges require him to complete the song.
5. The act of choosing to listen to the ringtone over engaging in a conversation with the caller revealed on Caller ID.
2. The song selected for the ringtone is so mesmerizing, the call recepient chooses to listen to the song over the voice of the caller.
3. When a phone rings, and the recipient becomes so engaged in the song, he forgets to answer the call.
4. The recipient of a call cannot answer the phone because his urges require him to complete the song.
5. The act of choosing to listen to the ringtone over engaging in a conversation with the caller revealed on Caller ID.
1. "Please leave a message: 'Greg! I know you're listening to that stupid song you like so much!! Please change my ringtone to something annoying and end the ringtone hypnosis!'
2. "You haven't spoken to your mother in months, man!"..."I know. It's ringtone hypnosis. I WANT to talk to her, but I just have to let the song play out."
3. "I'm sorry I missed your call. I caught a touch of ringtone hypnosis. It won't happen again. I'm changing the ringtone."
4. "That's your boss! Answer it!" ... "I want to, but you know...ringtone hypnosis"
5. "Dude! Ain't that your girl?"..."Yeah, but I like this song. I can talk to her later."..."They have a word for that, now, you know! It's called 'ringtone hypnosis', dude!"
2. "You haven't spoken to your mother in months, man!"..."I know. It's ringtone hypnosis. I WANT to talk to her, but I just have to let the song play out."
3. "I'm sorry I missed your call. I caught a touch of ringtone hypnosis. It won't happen again. I'm changing the ringtone."
4. "That's your boss! Answer it!" ... "I want to, but you know...ringtone hypnosis"
5. "Dude! Ain't that your girl?"..."Yeah, but I like this song. I can talk to her later."..."They have a word for that, now, you know! It's called 'ringtone hypnosis', dude!"
by Cravicky July 23, 2020
Get the Ringtone Hypnosismug. Congenital preference for one hand - usually the left hand - then forced to use the opposing hand -usually the right hand.
The development of right-handed skills after being forced by a teacher or instructor to use the right hand instead of the preferred left hand.
The development of right-handed skills after being forced by a teacher or instructor to use the right hand instead of the preferred left hand.
“I was born left handed, but now I’m right handed. My teacher transhanded me in kindergarten.”
“I’m a transhanded righty. I was born with the left handed preference, but my kindergarten teacher smacked my left hand with a ruler every time I wrote with it.”
“I’m a transhanded righty. I was born with the left handed preference, but my kindergarten teacher smacked my left hand with a ruler every time I wrote with it.”
by Cravicky April 3, 2024
Get the Transhandedmug. Verb; A pack of lies built into a story that contains no truth.
Extra-:“beyond the scope of”
Con-:”combine, with”
Fabricate-:”invent or concoct, usually with deceitful intent”
Also, extraconfabricated, extraconfabricating, extraconfabrication, extraconfabricatious, extraconfabricatiously, extraconfabricator, extraconfabricators
Extra-:“beyond the scope of”
Con-:”combine, with”
Fabricate-:”invent or concoct, usually with deceitful intent”
Also, extraconfabricated, extraconfabricating, extraconfabrication, extraconfabricatious, extraconfabricatiously, extraconfabricator, extraconfabricators
The explanation of her damaged car being involved in a hit-and-run while innocently parked in front of her house is a complete extraconfabrication. It was involved in a hit-and-run, alright; but she hit another car and didn’t stick around to sort it out. I saw the entire incident with my own two eyes! She’ll extraconfabricate anything.
I wouldn’t hang around with him. He’s an extraconfabricator. I grew up with him, went to school with him, and worked with him. He loves to make up stories; and nothing he says is true. He’ll extraconfabricate his entire life story if you’re willing to listen. I’m done with him!
I wouldn’t hang around with him. He’s an extraconfabricator. I grew up with him, went to school with him, and worked with him. He loves to make up stories; and nothing he says is true. He’ll extraconfabricate his entire life story if you’re willing to listen. I’m done with him!
by Cravicky November 4, 2019
Get the extraconfabricatemug.