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An old fashioned jipsy curse.

Through delivering careful quantities of bullshit, packaged with a straight face and monotone voice, the victim succombs to believe the individual is talking the truth, knows them better then themself, and is actually there to help.

It's extremely hard to both notice and break the Dyason spell once you've witnessed it.
Earlier this year the Dyason spell was used on a train home from an average night in London. Both the friend he was with and the wider group were put under the spell to believe a "historic-event" occured. On investigation it was later proved to be complete bullshit, yet those under the spell refuse to comment.

It is argued that even the individual using the spell can simultaneously put themselves under it aswell.
Dyason by Jim Slippy 007 August 26, 2009
Words you can keep

dyson dip 

The act of hanging ones genitals into a Dyson airblade hand dryer for the purposes of experiencing genital 'flutter'.
Herbert's just popped to the gents for a Dyson dip.
dyson dip by steveherbert December 21, 2013
Related Words
Dyason dyson dason dayson deason drason Dyamond dyson zone dylsony Dysoning
Dyamond is a girl with a lot of potential,she just happens to have a lot of swag and is mad dope!!! Girls love her as a friend,the boys start to stare because when she is in the hallway she turns many heads! She is the perfect girlfriend a guys parents would love her! She has no problem making new friends and she speaks her mind she isn't afraid to be silly or loud and that's what people most admire about her. She shines bright like a Diamond 💎
Dyamond by Cathy reed January 4, 2013
One Of The Nicest,Flyest,Swaggiest, and dopest Girl You Will Know Girls Dont Like Her Because She Speaks Her Mind. She IS An Awesome Person When you Get To Meet Her
Your Dating a Dyamond DAUM Boii You need To Get ME A Dyamond They Madd Dopee
Dyamond by Kiki233 September 21, 2012
A person (usually male) that loves to chew tobacco and sucks at everything that he or she does.
That kid Nate is such a dypson.

My friend loves to chew and sucks at everything, he's such a dypson.
Dypson by Frank Bentz October 30, 2011
A dayson is a person you’d probably rarely meet. It’s a unique name, if I must say so myself. They’re quite nice, when you get to know them they can easily be influenced. Though, they’re actual personality is still deep down and it will shine at the right time. They will either love you with all there heart or hate you. No in between. They wouldn’t replace there friend or family for anything. So in case you find a dayson, just make sure you never loose them.
“Oh hey look, it’s dayson”

JAKE PAUL MERCH?” Says Michael

“Uh no, its dayson!” Says Nixelle

Yay!” Says everyone else in unison
Dayson by Anon_ym_ous June 3, 2018

dysonpussy 

When a womens vagina craves penis in a vicious sucking motion
That bitch loves the willy, she got a dysonpussy
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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