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An old fashioned jipsy curse.

Through delivering careful quantities of bullshit, packaged with a straight face and monotone voice, the victim succombs to believe the individual is talking the truth, knows them better then themself, and is actually there to help.

It's extremely hard to both notice and break the Dyason spell once you've witnessed it.
Earlier this year the Dyason spell was used on a train home from an average night in London. Both the friend he was with and the wider group were put under the spell to believe a "historic-event" occured. On investigation it was later proved to be complete bullshit, yet those under the spell refuse to comment.

It is argued that even the individual using the spell can simultaneously put themselves under it aswell.
Dyason by Jim Slippy 007 August 26, 2009
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dyson dip 

The act of hanging ones genitals into a Dyson airblade hand dryer for the purposes of experiencing genital 'flutter'.
Herbert's just popped to the gents for a Dyson dip.
dyson dip by steveherbert December 21, 2013
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Dyamond is a girl with a lot of potential,she just happens to have a lot of swag and is mad dope!!! Girls love her as a friend,the boys start to stare because when she is in the hallway she turns many heads! She is the perfect girlfriend a guys parents would love her! She has no problem making new friends and she speaks her mind she isn't afraid to be silly or loud and that's what people most admire about her. She shines bright like a Diamond 💎
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One Of The Nicest,Flyest,Swaggiest, and dopest Girl You Will Know Girls Dont Like Her Because She Speaks Her Mind. She IS An Awesome Person When you Get To Meet Her
Your Dating a Dyamond DAUM Boii You need To Get ME A Dyamond They Madd Dopee
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A person (usually male) that loves to chew tobacco and sucks at everything that he or she does.
That kid Nate is such a dypson.

My friend loves to chew and sucks at everything, he's such a dypson.
Dypson by Frank Bentz October 30, 2011
A dayson is a person you’d probably rarely meet. It’s a unique name, if I must say so myself. They’re quite nice, when you get to know them they can easily be influenced. Though, they’re actual personality is still deep down and it will shine at the right time. They will either love you with all there heart or hate you. No in between. They wouldn’t replace there friend or family for anything. So in case you find a dayson, just make sure you never loose them.
“Oh hey look, it’s dayson”

“JAKE PAUL MERCH?” Says Michael

“Uh no, its dayson!” Says Nixelle

“Yay!” Says everyone else in unison
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dysonpussy 

When a womens vagina craves penis in a vicious sucking motion
That bitch loves the willy, she got a dysonpussy
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