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Noun: Vertically challenged, electrically charged idiot.
Toni Cox is an angry dwolt
Dwolt by Kalpesh Ballstick September 24, 2011
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Dolt 45 — A.KA. The Orange Man and The Failed Twice Impeached former President of the United States.

Because he is “the malt liquor of presidents”, Trump has earned the name Dolt 45 because he has rapidly made America extremely drunk and accepting of all of the -ims that America monetarily might have thought were relatively, somewhat, under control like: racism, antisemitism, jingoism, sexism, The list is meant to be illustrative but, not exhaustive.

The sobriquet Dolt 45 is a play of words on the frosty beverage Colt 45 which is the malt liquors of malt liquors it is 8% alcohol by volume which is higher than the ABV of an average beer which is about 5%.

Colt 45’s iconic slogan is: “Works Every Time”. When applied to Donald Trump as Dolt 45 it works like this:

Racism: works every time.
Antisemitism: works every time.
Jingoism: works every time.
Sexism: works every time.
Etc.

His heady brew of grievance politics is perfect to galvanize 1/3 of the American population and to emasculate the Republican Party

Even when catching 34 felony charges, he continues to serve his heady brew to whoever wants to drink it; and as yet, no one has been able to “cut these drinkers off” who — presumably are about to help drive the country with their votes.
Donald J. Trump is Dolt 45: the malt liquor of presidents.
Related Words
Dwolt • Dolt • dolton • dolt45 • doltish • dwot • dolthead • Dolting • dwoht • dwollop

Holy dolt! 

A sophisticated way to say "Holy shit, you are such a fucking retard".
A Kardashian: anything

Anyone not named Kardashian: "Holy dolt!"
Holy dolt! by sciflyer.25 June 11, 2014
A word describing some one who is odd, weird, or abnormal.
dwote by ThreeN1half February 21, 2011
Acronym for "Destroy with one anal thrust"

Usually meant for women who are tiny yet hot. After the one anal thrust, the girl is incapable of functioning. Regular sized women can usually handle multiple anal thrusts. Also key for girls with a nice butt
"If Snooki wasn't so chubby, I would easily be able to dwoat the shit out of her"

"Dude, she's not that hot, she's too small, I could destroy her with one anal thrust."
dwoat by nickyddd July 19, 2013

dwotesicle 

a dwote covered in cum about to get sucked
But I tell you this Tina when I was done with him he had one hell of a dwotesicle.
dwotesicle by Maxwellingtonthe3rd December 27, 2007
A person who isn’t very bright but is very nice and weird
Don’t tell him but he’s kind of a dolt
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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