dwollop 

To finger an orifice on one's person. Distinct from "fingering" or "to finger" which can include mutual fingering. Dwollopping is fingering oneself absent of another person.

In Asia, the process includes some sort of animal fat residue as lubrication.

Betty likes to dwollop herself after picking up burrito's from the restaurant where the guy shot that chick.

dwollop by Captain Duder February 26, 2011

Dwollop 

A smol fucking blob

I need a dwollop of cool whip

Dwollop by Wakcy September 22, 2022

Dollop-head 

Prince Arthur

Arthur: Describe "dollop-head"
Merlin: In two words?
Arthur: Yeah
Merlin: Prince Arthur

Dollop-head by N a t e October 19, 2019

Dollop head 

Two words. "Prince Arthur"

You are an absolute dollop head.

Dollop head by Crusader B0b May 26, 2019

dollophead 

an original and creative insult used by Merlin to insult Prince Arthur. It manages to be sassy but still somewhat cute at the same time.

“i may be a wimp, but at least i’m not a dollophead”
“there’s no such word”
“it’s idiomatic, you need to be more in touch with the people”
“describe dollophead”
“in two words? prince arthur”

dollophead by tweeva January 2, 2020

dollophead 

A dollophead is an affectionate nickname given to Arthur by Merlin in the BBC TV series. A dollophead can be summed up in two words 'Prince Arthur'.

'At least I'm not a dollophead.'

dollophead by fangirl no.1 October 29, 2011

Dollop Head 

What you say when you can't think of a good insult and don't want to lose an argument with Prince Arthur.

Prince Arthur: describe dollop head
Merlin: In two words?
Prince Arthur: yeah
Merlin: Prince Arthur

Dollop Head by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021