Dustand 

A Dustand is a sorta tall dude that smokes a shit ton of weed. He probably has a pit bull as a pet and raps straight bars. He has a curved dick but still fucks the shit out of girls. So Dustand is basically a badass

Wow Dustand is so cool but he reeks of weed!

Dustand by Holdenbruh April 15, 2020

Dustard 

A person who excessively uses computer duster to get high

Joel: I do Duster All day Err Day
Breanna: Well no wonder your such a dustard

Dustard by Chawwee December 14, 2010

Dustan 

One of the funniest people you will ever meet. But is always average, a Dustan usually doesn't stand out except for possibly being slightly overweight. A Dustan is extremely flirtatious and is a genleman but he also have a goofy side too. He is always up to something whether it be a practical joke or rebuilding and fixing cars. He also likes to listen to, make and rock out to music. He typically plays the drums and a little guitar too; he sometimes pretends he's Johnny Cash. Overall a Dustan is a sweet and caring guy.

guy1: haha that Dustan he is the best at pulling pranks!

guy2: Yeah he sure knows how to trick'em

Girl: Oh my gosh that Dustan is so nice and he always makes me laugh!

Dustan by It's Not The End August 14, 2009

Fairy dust and unicorn urine 

( according to Sen John Kennedy of Louisiana: what we, sarcastically speaking, can replace gas with if we permanently get rid of oil and natural gas- well without thinking about the consequences of such an action comme du monde

Senator Kennedy: If something akin to the colonial pipeline attack is repeated, what will we replace gas with? Fairy dust and unicorn urine?

Fairy dust and unicorn urine by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2021

Dustard Conuts 

When your a fucking retard and you say dustard conuts instead of custard donuts and it makes you look like a right prick then carry on to fist your japseye

i had a dustard conuts yesturday is it alright if i carry on fisting my dick

Dustard Conuts by PUSSYMAGNET1002 February 2, 2018

Destand

The opposite of "Understand".

Used when you do not understand something.

I'm so confused. I destand this quantum physics topic.

Destand by Lukus McTaggert April 8, 2009

Dustance 

Often used instead of "distance".A person diagnosed with a general lack of spelling/coodination with a keyboard. People that use this word are looked down upon in society, and usually seen fashioning large front teeth.

thats a fair dustance away

Dustance by sup8234eu8 December 31, 2011