Often used instead of "distance".A person diagnosed with a general lack of spelling/coodination with a keyboard. People that use this word are looked down upon in society, and usually seen fashioning large front teeth.
by sup8234eu8 December 31, 2011
Get the Dustance mug.A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.
"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"
"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"
"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."
"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"
"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."
by babysue.com October 17, 2011
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A girl who looks extremely attractive from far away, but when she approaches, you are sorry that you rated her so highly.
-Hey dude, that girl is so hot!
-Nah bro just wait until she comes closer.
-Oh man you were right, she's just a distance dime.
-Nah bro just wait until she comes closer.
-Oh man you were right, she's just a distance dime.
by stheballer October 22, 2015
Get the Distance Dime mug.A group of hardcore long distance runners on a track or cross country team. Although members of Distance Gang can be absolute sticks, they own the streets thanks to their excessive running. Superior to Sprinters. Sometimes reffered to as Distance Cult
Sprinter1:Bro! Let's go outside
Sprinter2:NO WAY BRO!!! DISTANCE GANG OWNS THESE STREETS!!!!
Sprinter1:But we can out sprint them
Sprinter2:FOR 3 SECONDS!!! THEN WE GET TIRED. DISTANCE GANG NEVER TIRES!!!!
Track Coach: Good work team, we have one our league. 99% of our points were scored in long distance events, thank you to Distance Gang. Also, don't forget to pay your protection fees.
Sprinter2:NO WAY BRO!!! DISTANCE GANG OWNS THESE STREETS!!!!
Sprinter1:But we can out sprint them
Sprinter2:FOR 3 SECONDS!!! THEN WE GET TIRED. DISTANCE GANG NEVER TIRES!!!!
Track Coach: Good work team, we have one our league. 99% of our points were scored in long distance events, thank you to Distance Gang. Also, don't forget to pay your protection fees.
by Qrism September 4, 2019
Get the Distance Gang mug.A term for having sex in a long distance relationship. A couple in an attempt to reduce the average distance between each other, should try to spend alot of time negative distance from each other when they are together.
by antgg February 2, 2010
Get the negative distance mug.That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.
I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.
I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
Get the couching distance mug.Usually the bottom rung of education and ranges from As Seen on TV correspondence classes to modern day degree mills like Walden University or the University of Phoenix. They are all happy to take your money with the full understanding that you will never actually get a worthwhile degree , diploma or certificate for your money.
I signed up for the Walden University distance learning PhD in Public Policy only to find out that no reputable government organization takes it seriously. What a waste of $4,500.
by Davidist June 18, 2009
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