by Werdan88 December 30, 2016
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Get the durian mug.The heroic and brave act of cracking open a bubbly while you lie on your back as someone performs sexual acts to you. It is an extreme display of profound laziness.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 25, 2019
Get the Beer During mug.The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.
Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.
by mallary1117 February 22, 2021
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Get the Darin Durbin mug.The best person you will ever meet Dureti is the sweetest and kindest person you will ever meet. You always know she has your back and you can trust her with your life. She cares so much about her family and just know that if you fuck with her friends or family your going to have to fuck with her to. Being friends with Dureti is a pleasure don’t take it for granted.
by ayeshaahihihih November 17, 2018
Get the dureti mug.The act of dry humping while making out, mostly between "normal mormons" in Provo, Utah. A typical hookup among mormon millenials involves making out and durfing aka "dick surfing" at a lookout spot such as the Y parking lot or Squaw Peak
"Dude I totally hooked with this chick from my ward last night"
"Yeah? Is she good in bed?"
"I dont really know man we were just making out and durfing in the backseat of my car"
"Yeah? Is she good in bed?"
"I dont really know man we were just making out and durfing in the backseat of my car"
by holybaddie February 18, 2017
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