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When three people are walking, the dunkus is the one who walks behind the two people standing side by side. Defined in a twitter thread by twitter user @KylePlantEmoji in a thread created to define words that other users had made up.
Look at Kyle walking behind Sherry and Paul. Kyle is such a dunkus.
Dunkus by Bruhski. April 2, 2020
Words you can keep
a male's private part (s)
A father would tell his son, "Son, don't take your dunkus out of your pants until you are married!"
dunkus by ac360 March 29, 2010
Related Words
Someone who's an all-out goofball
I saw this boi walking down the hall with a fucking llama mask on. No doubt he's a dunkus.
dunkus by bess_cakes July 17, 2018
In a Group of three the one walking behind the two pair.
Micheal’s totally the dunkus of the bunch!
Dunkus by Kevin Karfuffle April 2, 2020

Dankus Memus 

The part of your brain right behind your frontal lobe that is responsible for the creation of dank memes.
Jim, I'm sorry to say that your dankus memus is not longer functioning properly. You can no longer create dank memes.
Dankus Memus by Ploooterman November 26, 2016
He has an extremely large penis, tall but fucking dopey! Gday Mate How Ya Goin!
Donkus was just inside your mum
Donkus by Travis Cobbledick June 3, 2019
A foolish and fairly stupid person, usually online, who is generally completely oblivious to how much of an idiot they come off as. They usually have poor grammar, bad social skills and there's seldom anything thought provoking or even remotely interesting about their opinions and/or they post things that are ridiculously off topic to the discussion at hand.

There are two flavors of them: the young and immature garden variety Dunks and then the trollish, masochistic lifelong ones with something seriously wrong with them emotionally and mentally. Most Dunkasses are often young and usually mellow out as they get older and learn better netiquette, some even becoming valued and productive members of the community in question, though a rare few, people like Christian Weston Chandler, will stay completely unrepentant, stubbornly refusing to learn from their mistakes and learn social skills. A lifelong Dunkass often ends up with a long list of communities from which they've been banned and a bad reputation across their fandom or community.
Sam just posted something so stupid on our message board, he's such a Dunkass, we may have to ban him if he doesn't grow the fuck up.
Dunkass by ShinCookie November 2, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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