Dungus (Noun) – An associate, co-worker, or acquaintance whose day-to-day activities interfere with the progressive nature of any activity. Not only do these individuals inhibit productivity on any level, they also seem to always be accompanied by a hellish odor sometimes described as “burning happiness”. A Dungus usually grows from damp and flattened office chairs, only moving for rations or to relieve themselves of the waste created from day(s) old food acquired and stored in a cool place until consumed.
Dungus ( Verb) – i.e. To be a Dungus – A person intentionally not doing what they have been tasked with, often while smelling putrid.
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."