by Travis Cobbledick June 4, 2019
A simple minded meathead. Similar in stature to the lummox, but not without positive qualities. Often kept in a group for the hi-jinx that his nature naturally brings about.
Meshes well with the dingus.
Meshes well with the dingus.
"Hey Duder, is Bartholomew a retardo or what?"
"Nah, bruh, that donkus is the balls! I didnt know what giggles were til he came thru"
"Skittles. Wanna grab a fish taco?"
"Nah, but i bet you a foreskin that donkus grabs Darlas taco before we tuck in."
"Don't degrade women, Jessup."
"Nah, bruh, that donkus is the balls! I didnt know what giggles were til he came thru"
"Skittles. Wanna grab a fish taco?"
"Nah, but i bet you a foreskin that donkus grabs Darlas taco before we tuck in."
"Don't degrade women, Jessup."
by SkillMarson November 26, 2015
Donkus is a word to describe somebody when they do a really stupid thing. It is commonly used against males, but it can be used against some females.
Mike: Jon, did you fuck the dog again?
Jon: Yeah Mike, why?
Mike: Jon, you Donkus! you weren’t supposed to?
Jon: Too late now.
Jon: Yeah Mike, why?
Mike: Jon, you Donkus! you weren’t supposed to?
Jon: Too late now.
by P. Orno February 20, 2019
penis of above average size, that is used as tool to awake sleeping/passed out male friends and in some cases family members. A donkus is usually known all too well by the group of friends that it is associated with. Despite it's bad reputation and over-exposure it is an important part of the group dynamic and always "up" for a good laugh.
by Muff Dawg May 4, 2006
An ingrown hair on the asshole.
by Hoffledonkus May 7, 2015
When you receive a dm from a girl asking for a dick pick and refusing. About an hour later she dm's your friend saying you were dating for a year, even though you have a girl friend, and you are also transgender.
by bluooooooooooop September 16, 2020