Donkus
Donkus by Travis Cobbledick June 3, 2019
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donkus
penis of above average size, that is used as tool to awake sleeping/passed out male friends and in some cases family members. A donkus is usually known all too well by the group of friends that it is associated with. Despite it's bad reputation and over-exposure it is an important part of the group dynamic and always "up" for a good laugh.
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Donkus
A simple minded meathead. Similar in stature to the lummox, but not without positive qualities. Often kept in a group for the hi-jinx that his nature naturally brings about.
Meshes well with the dingus.
Meshes well with the dingus.
"Hey Duder, is Bartholomew a retardo or what?"
"Nah, bruh, that donkus is the balls! I didnt know what giggles were til he came thru"
"Skittles. Wanna grab a fish taco?"
"Nah, but i bet you a foreskin that donkus grabs Darlas taco before we tuck in."
"Don't degrade women, Jessup."
"Nah, bruh, that donkus is the balls! I didnt know what giggles were til he came thru"
"Skittles. Wanna grab a fish taco?"
"Nah, but i bet you a foreskin that donkus grabs Darlas taco before we tuck in."
"Don't degrade women, Jessup."
Donkus by SkillMarson February 29, 2016
donkus poncus
When you receive a dm from a girl asking for a dick pick and refusing. About an hour later she dm's your friend saying you were dating for a year, even though you have a girl friend, and you are also transgender.
donkus poncus by bluooooooooooop September 16, 2020
Dankus Memus
The part of your brain right behind your frontal lobe that is responsible for the creation of dank memes.
Jim, I'm sorry to say that your dankus memus is not longer functioning properly. You can no longer create dank memes.
Dankus Memus by Ploooterman November 26, 2016
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