donkus

penis of above average size, that is used as tool to awake sleeping/passed out male friends and in some cases family members. A donkus is usually known all too well by the group of friends that it is associated with. Despite it's bad reputation and over-exposure it is an important part of the group dynamic and always "up" for a good laugh.

"Dude the Donkus woke up P-Dizzle again, I think P-Dizzle is starting to like it."

by Muff Dawg May 14, 2006

Donkus

He has an extremely large penis, tall but fucking dopey! Gday Mate How Ya Goin!

Donkus was just inside your mum

by Travis Cobbledick June 3, 2019

Donkus

A simple minded meathead. Similar in stature to the lummox, but not without positive qualities. Often kept in a group for the hi-jinx that his nature naturally brings about.
Meshes well with the dingus.

"Hey Duder, is Bartholomew a retardo or what?"

"Nah, bruh, that donkus is the balls! I didnt know what giggles were til he came thru"

"Skittles. Wanna grab a fish taco?"

"Nah, but i bet you a foreskin that donkus grabs Darlas taco before we tuck in."

"Don't degrade women, Jessup."

by SkillMarson February 29, 2016

Donkus

Donkus is a word to describe somebody when they do a really stupid thing. It is commonly used against males, but it can be used against some females.

Mike: Jon, did you fuck the dog again?
Jon: Yeah Mike, why?
Mike: Jon, you Donkus! you weren’t supposed to?
Jon: Too late now.

by P. Orno February 20, 2019

hoffle donkus

An ingrown hair on the asshole.

Jordon, you're a Hoffle Donkus

by Hoffledonkus May 8, 2015

donkus poncus

When you receive a dm from a girl asking for a dick pick and refusing. About an hour later she dm's your friend saying you were dating for a year, even though you have a girl friend, and you are also transgender.

This girl asked for a dic pic but it turned into a donkus poncus.

by bluooooooooooop September 16, 2020