Or Caleb "Kaiser" Parkinson, the Dingster is trully a man of his time. The dingster has traversed the Rocky mountains, the atlantic ocean, and has fought in Poland (1939), Holand, Belgium, Northern France, Yugoslavia (now Croatia) and fought alongside general Hoff in the 4th panzer army at the battle of Stalingrad. After the second world war, The Dingster then went on to join NATO and the United states in their global effort against communism, fighting in Korea, vietnam, and even in Cuba against castros regime. during the Cold war, Caleb was able to find a way to reverse aging itself and would go on to found the bank of america and to invent the quadrocycle. As of 1990 and the end of the cold war, Caleb the reversed his age to relive a new life in modern society. Today Caleb "Kaiser" Parkinson now lives in a small town called Shitman where he goes under the title The Dingster to stop new threats posed against the earth such as radical feminism, radical islam, overwatch, dank meme obuse, Hillary Clinton, Furries, and other Kin. Notible sidekicks/allies of the dingster are: The Living spine, The Chod, Anewman: Eunich Monk, Mack Daddy, and jyoungman1161, together this band of "super" heros fight side by side to fight against anything to cancerous for this planet.

Did somebody ring The Dingster?

The Dingster by KaiserKaleb August 4, 2016

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Getting Dingstered

Getting dingstered is when you are playing any Call of Duty game and someone named dingst comes into your game and top frags, aces, gets a full quad feed and pub stomps.

Person 1: Hey have you seen how twitch.tv/dingst just dingstered those players?
Person 2: no lemme check it out...

5 minutes later

Person 2: OH MY GOD THAT WAS STRAIGHT UP LIT HOMIE! I bet they got sad Getting Dingstered

Getting Dingstered by 𝕶𝖎𝖉 𝕾𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖊 March 24, 2023

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Dunster

Derived from Britain. To be completely and utterly illogical in an argumentative setting.

Dunster: I am strong, and I drink Coke all day. Therefore, Coke makes you strong.

Bob: That makes no sense Dunster.

Dunster by GG-Rob February 4, 2010

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Dongster Monster

Dongster Monster- Is used to describe an extremely large scary penis..

She screamed as soon as I pulled my man out.....She said I had a Dongster Monster!!

Dongster Monster by Dwalk9 November 23, 2010

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Dungstrangler

One who possesses the undesirable urge to strangle feces.

Dude, did you see that guy, he had his arm elbow deep cow shit!
Yeah I know what a fucking dungstrangler.

Dungstrangler by Bangin' Fatties February 20, 2009

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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