Or Caleb "Kaiser" Parkinson, the Dingster is trully a man of his time. The dingster has traversed the Rocky mountains, the atlantic ocean, and has fought in Poland (1939), Holand, Belgium, Northern France, Yugoslavia (now Croatia) and fought alongside general Hoff in the 4th panzer army at the battle of Stalingrad. After the second world war, The Dingster then went on to join NATO and the United states in their global effort against communism, fighting in Korea, vietnam, and even in Cuba against castros regime. during the Cold war, Caleb was able to find a way to reverse aging itself and would go on to found the bank of america and to invent the quadrocycle. As of 1990 and the end of the cold war, Caleb the reversed his age to relive a new life in modern society. Today Caleb "Kaiser" Parkinson now lives in a small town called Shitman where he goes under the title The Dingster to stop new threats posed against the earth such as radical feminism, radical islam, overwatch, dank meme obuse, Hillary Clinton, Furries, and other Kin. Notible sidekicks/allies of the dingster are: The Living spine, The Chod, Anewman: Eunich Monk, Mack Daddy, and jyoungman1161, together this band of "super" heros fight side by side to fight against anything to cancerous for this planet.

Did somebody ring The Dingster?

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dankster

Someone who sells marijuana and also possesses gangster like qualities. Literally a combination of dank and gangster.

"ayo let me holla at my nigga for that zip, he's the #1 dankster round here"

Customer: Whattup danksta?
Dankster: How much you need cuz?

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Dankster

Someone who makes dank memes.

Will: Have you seen Jack's new meme?
John: Yeah, he's a dankster.

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Getting Dingstered

Getting dingstered is when you are playing any Call of Duty game and someone named dingst comes into your game and top frags, aces, gets a full quad feed and pub stomps.

Person 1: Hey have you seen how twitch.tv/dingst just dingstered those players?
Person 2: no lemme check it out...

5 minutes later

Person 2: OH MY GOD THAT WAS STRAIGHT UP LIT HOMIE! I bet they got sad Getting Dingstered

Getting Dingstered by 𝕶𝖎𝖉 𝕾𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖊 March 24, 2023

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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