Duncan J 

Bad at uno , owns a cab company that collects kids much like Uber but with no returns

Middle schooler:”have you seen that man giving out sweets at the gate?”
Middle schooler 2:”yeah what a Duncan J

Duncan J by WHEATABIX:o October 28, 2021

The Duncan Johnson

While a woman stands on her head with her legs spread in the air, fill her vagina with warm milky coffee. Once this position is achieved, a male will dip his erect penis in a bowl of sugar and cinnamon mixture and proceed to hover over the woman and perform a vertical penile plunge into her vagina. Just like dunking a donut.

I Duncan Johnson’d the wife on the weekend on her parents couch. We performed the Duncan Johnson

The Duncan Johnson by Slightbendtotheleft January 20, 2026

joshua duncan 

The act of duncking your head upside down into a partners pants and attempting to bite off as much pubical hair as possible.

“ My boyfriend Joshua Duncaned me”

joshua duncan by Goo Lagoon February 24, 2018

Joseph Duncan 

A person who has little D energy

Don't be like Joseph Duncan. Get some help.

Joseph Duncan by pp suck 2 February 24, 2022

Jesse Duncan 

1. To state the truth while others' impressions of the statement believe something completely different.

2. To convince someone that the truth is exagerated without actually exagerating it.

3. To piss someone off by talking and not understanding how.

John: "I just won the lottery!"
Bob: "Really, that's awesome, can I borrow some money?"
John: "No. I only won seventeen dollars."
Bob: "John, you just Jesse Duncan(ed) me!"

Jesse Duncan by OMN I POTENT June 9, 2009

jessica duncan 

jessica duncan is a beautiful person inside and out, she is so trust worthy in every way, she is the kind of girl that once she is in your life, everything has changed and all for the good you wont be able to see your life without her beautiful face in it. she is very independent and shy at times but once you get to know her she is a tottaly differnt person.she is so kind to others and over all probably the best person you will ever meet, her bestfriend is the most luckiest girl in the world cause she has jessica duncan as her bestfriend and if she is smart she will except jessica in everyway possible..because jessica is worth it(:

that jessica duncan girl i heard shes a keeper.

jessica duncan by the girl with sunflower eyes August 22, 2011

James Duncan Halpert 

The best character on office and a part of the best couple to ever exist pb and j!
Also the biggest part of my life that brings me so much joy and happiness and laughter and just peace that I can never ever be thankful enough for this wonderful and amazing person and all the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious things they do.

James Duncan Halpert is that cute boy with the messy hair.

James Duncan Halpert by Chotti June 11, 2021