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Dumpling Steamer 

When a male or female takes a male's balls and ball sack into their mouth while the mouth is also partially filled with a warm liquid of choice. Generally performed with warm water or English Tea but any warm beverage will suffice. The feeling produced is a warm, steamy feeling on the balls and scrotum akin to the warmth of Chinese dumplings sitting in a bamboo steamer.
Tonya filled her mouth with a little warm water then gingerly inhaled her boyfriend's dangling, hanging ball sack. The frothy warm water on his sack was stimulating and he told her she gives the best dumpling steamer.
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steamed dumpling 

I was getting shower head until I gave a steamed dumpling to my girlfriend.
steamed dumpling by EntropyShack December 28, 2006

Steamed Dumpling 

The female version of a blumpkin. That is, eating out a chick while shes taking a shit.
My neck hurts so bad from the steamed dumpling I gave my wife last night.
Steamed Dumpling by JorgonQ May 17, 2015

steamed dumpling 

The act of dangling a man's scrotum over a woman/man's anus which is then farted upon.
Yo, last night Rusty gave me the hottest steamed dumpling I have ever had.
steamed dumpling by Daniel Amos October 30, 2007

Steamed Dumpling 

That turd which is dropped in the toilet during the time that one's friend/roommate/partner, etc. is in a nice hot shower, thus filling the steamy room with heavy poo stench.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.
1. "Honey! I know you're in the shower, but I really need to use the toilet. This is an emergency!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."

2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"
Steamed Dumpling by Crankshaw September 28, 2009

steamed dumpling 

A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.
Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.

It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?

I got my dumpling steamed!

Steamed Dumplings 

While spooning naked, when she lets out a fart against your balls and they vibrate into a steamy treat.
That was the best sleep over ever! In the middle of the night I woke up when I felt the vibration of steamed dumplings when she farted against my junk.
Steamed Dumplings by hec.tor September 27, 2021
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