Dumplease!

1. noun: Dumplings Masterpiece, The Epitome of Deliciousness.
2. abbr: Dumpling Please!

I want to eat some dumplease!
Grab Your Dumplease NOW. Available for order on Gofood, Grabfood, and Shopeefood.

by Gourmet Pupil November 22, 2021

Mad Cow Displease

Usually used when one is upset or is mad about a cow

Man them Darn cow i am very mad cow displeased

by Akiozenki Sudonymus February 20, 2011

Dumples

A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded

Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.

by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011

Dumplette

Reference to "girl poo". There is usually no stink accompanied with this poo, unlike those produced by their male counterparts. The dumplette is generally small in size and requires minimal use of toilet paper.

Dumplette's are great in public restrooms because they're so discreet. One can walk out of the bathroom stall after the dumplette is made and not receive looks of disgust from others.

The dumplette could quite possibly be the commencement of the popular male notion that "women do not poop". Just because it is unseen, unheard, and unsmelled does not mean it does not exsist.

Jenny: "Wow, Sandra...that was a quick bathroom break you just took. You must have just had to go number 1, huh?"

Sandra: "Actually Jenny, I took a dumplette!"

by RavenousOne November 15, 2009

Dumples

A person, more often than not, female, who isn't necessarily ugly, but definitely isn't attractive. AKA "dry toast." Someone with no outstanding or identifying traits, average in every way possible(looks, no personality, no real talents, etc.) Plain, unremarkable, vanilla, couldn't pick 'em out of a crowd. A Dumples has no best friends(except other Dumples), but lots of 'acquaintances'. A good synonym would be a "Meg" as in Meg from Family Guy. When in doubt of someone's Dumplocity, picture them dressed/made up. If the makeup wears them instead of them wearing the makeup(kid in her mom's vanity table syndrome), it's Dumples!

"Can you believe she took her Dumples friend Tina with her to the club? You know she was just trying to make herself look prettier. Tsk tsk."

Dumples always lie and try to tell you they're 'models'. All they're modeling is sweatpants.

by Revidescent July 8, 2012

dumples

noun: a special type of dumplings, with origins in Herndon, VA, coined in the year 2001, with relations to the ling ling dumplings sold at Costco wholesale stores

Mother: Dinner is ready.
Wade: Dumples!!!

by wtgong May 25, 2009