by BLTwithCHEESE April 17, 2015
Dumplings are what's left of your shit that doesn't go down the toilet post flush. The remaining microturd will linger in the bowl until a 2nd flush is performed, and if not in a timely fashion can result in a rotten fart funk that will linger in the bathroom for an unfortunate person to find.
Make sure you courtesy flush because the plumbing here sucks, I don't want you leaving a dumpling here for me to find later.
by DrDookies December 08, 2008
The small secondary shit that follows the primary usually consisting of no more than one or two turds. Normally occurs following a rushed poop due to emergency circumstances. Some experienced poopers and Zen masters are able to save dumplings for later.
The dumpling almost always leaves the subject with the satisfied post poop relief that was so cruelly denied to him/her after the first run.
The dumpling almost always leaves the subject with the satisfied post poop relief that was so cruelly denied to him/her after the first run.
Jeez I´m going to miss my flight.... I´m going to have to chinese doggy-bag it and save the dumpling for when I board
by azione01 September 26, 2010
A girl or guy that isn't willing to dump you but is willing to tell you whatever if takes for you to break up with her and of course, not hate her.
Person 1: I can't believe this! I am so pissed off that you would do that to me!
Person 2: I'm tired of you being possesive!
Person 1: You're right. We shouldn't be together. This is all wrong.
Person 2: Well... can't we just try one more time?
Person 1: Yeah? Well I supp.....
Person 2: No you're sooo right! I don't deserve anyone. I'm horrible. You're right this won't work!
Person 1: Flip flop like a dumpling, bitch. Get out!
Person 2: I'm tired of you being possesive!
Person 1: You're right. We shouldn't be together. This is all wrong.
Person 2: Well... can't we just try one more time?
Person 1: Yeah? Well I supp.....
Person 2: No you're sooo right! I don't deserve anyone. I'm horrible. You're right this won't work!
Person 1: Flip flop like a dumpling, bitch. Get out!
by Msapp May 16, 2012
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by Napoleon IV December 14, 2008
a mascot that might have been dumplings but the creators were really hungry and tired and all they could come up with Dumples.
by Jacob September 03, 2004