Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.
by Zorgithatoob May 01, 2011
A person, more often than not, female, who isn't necessarily ugly, but definitely isn't attractive. AKA "dry toast." Someone with no outstanding or identifying traits, average in every way possible(looks, no personality, no real talents, etc.) Plain, unremarkable, vanilla, couldn't pick 'em out of a crowd. A Dumples has no best friends(except other Dumples), but lots of 'acquaintances'. A good synonym would be a "Meg" as in Meg from Family Guy. When in doubt of someone's Dumplocity, picture them dressed/made up. If the makeup wears them instead of them wearing the makeup(kid in her mom's vanity table syndrome), it's Dumples!
"Can you believe she took her Dumples friend Tina with her to the club? You know she was just trying to make herself look prettier. Tsk tsk."
Dumples always lie and try to tell you they're 'models'. All they're modeling is sweatpants.
Dumples always lie and try to tell you they're 'models'. All they're modeling is sweatpants.
by Revidescent July 07, 2012
by Napoleon IV December 14, 2008
a mascot that might have been dumplings but the creators were really hungry and tired and all they could come up with Dumples.
by Jacob September 03, 2004
A noun or pet name predominately used by a spouse to describe thier affection towards thier partner.
'Dumple' derives from the word 'dumpling'. It's meaning is tasty and cute like a dumpling... but bigger.
'Dumple' derives from the word 'dumpling'. It's meaning is tasty and cute like a dumpling... but bigger.
by The Original Dumple May 22, 2019
The mascot of Crazy Go Nuts University
"Fighting and sometimes striving,
Wondering what the Dumple is,
Excellence, and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club"
Wondering what the Dumple is,
Excellence, and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club"
by Jeremy May 19, 2003
Cooked balls of dough. They are based on flour, potatoes or bread, and may include meat, fish, vegetables, or sweets. They may be cooked by boiling, steaming, simmering, frying, or baking. They may have a filling, or there may be other ingredients mixed into the dough.
Dumplings are delicious.
by CrosswordPuzzle October 29, 2011