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Dumb-waiter 

Not to be confused with the small elevator-like devices found in restaurants, hotels and such, "dumb-waiter" refers to the idiot - and there's always one - serving hors d'oeuvres to the bride and groom at a wedding who allows their tray to be pillaged of anything edible before they even get to the wedding party. Thus, they only have Spinach Vomit-bombs left by the time they get to the bride and groom, who wrap a bunch of these disgusting ass nuggets in a napkin to later pelt the wait staff with when no one's looking.
"Not surprisingly, the maitre d' assigned the dumb-waiter to bring hors d'oeuvres to the wedding party, and the fat shits lumbering up the front steps emptied the tray before the guy even got there."
Dumb-waiter by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010
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dumb waiter 

When you fart in a elevator right before you get off, sending it to its next floor with a smelly 'meal' on board.

Also known as a dookie lift in England.
I just left a dumbwaiter in that lift (elevator).

Ow man, someone left a dumb waiter in here, lets get off at the next floor.
dumb waiter by ill-grass October 10, 2012

dumb waiter 

When someone has hit rock bottom.
“I just got fired and I have nowhere to live.”
“You’re such a dumb waiter.”
dumb waiter by Ro money February 6, 2023

dumb water

Smart Water for dummies. Only idiots need to drink it.
Look at all those Trumpies guzzling dumb water and getting eloctrolytes!

I better buy some shares in that company there are so many.
dumb water by KrizziKat January 20, 2020

dumb ass under water 

dumb ass under water means you're a person who is drowning because you don't know how to swim. However, dumb ass under water can be use in a funny or an expression.
" You look like a dumb ass underwater"
Dumb ass under water: a person who is drowing.

Dumbwaiter

In Quiz Bowl, the one object that a player is unbeatable to. Each player will have their own unique dumbwaiter, that they will always get, no matter how hard you study. This term is coined from the original "Dumbwaiter" drama by Howard Pinter, the dumbwaiter of Albert Ok of SLHS.
Albert: *buzz "DUMBWAITER!?"
Everyone else: "DAMN IT I READ THAT THING YESTERDAY!"
Dumbwaiter by SLHSQB April 3, 2011

Dumbwaiter

A person who is dumb as fuck, never knows whats going on, is at the rock bottom of stupidity.
“I didn’t even know you had a grandma.”
“Dumbwaiter.”
Dumbwaiter by Ro money May 10, 2023
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