Dumbwaiter

In Quiz Bowl, the one object that a player is unbeatable to. Each player will have their own unique dumbwaiter, that they will always get, no matter how hard you study. This term is coined from the original "Dumbwaiter" drama by Howard Pinter, the dumbwaiter of Albert Ok of SLHS.

Albert: *buzz "DUMBWAITER!?"
Everyone else: "DAMN IT I READ THAT THING YESTERDAY!"

Dumbwaiter by SLHSQB April 3, 2011

Dumbwaiter

A person who is dumb as fuck, never knows whats going on, is at the rock bottom of stupidity.

“I didn’t even know you had a grandma.”
“Dumbwaiter.”

Dumbwaiter by Ro money May 10, 2023

dumbmatter 

the goat who made the amazing basketball game, BBGM

Person A: dumbmatter is the goat
Person B: Yeah I agree

dumbmatter by Fire Brett Brown June 22, 2020

dungwaiter 

the act pooping in an elevator, leaving, and then sending it to a different floor

Jim-Did you hear that the guy on the eleventh pissed off Tony?

Will-Yeah. Left a dungwaiter and buzzed his apartment.

dungwaiter by Jew Canoe 69 January 10, 2012

Dumb-waiter 

Not to be confused with the small elevator-like devices found in restaurants, hotels and such, "dumb-waiter" refers to the idiot - and there's always one - serving hors d'oeuvres to the bride and groom at a wedding who allows their tray to be pillaged of anything edible before they even get to the wedding party. Thus, they only have Spinach Vomit-bombs left by the time they get to the bride and groom, who wrap a bunch of these disgusting ass nuggets in a napkin to later pelt the wait staff with when no one's looking.

"Not surprisingly, the maitre d' assigned the dumb-waiter to bring hors d'oeuvres to the wedding party, and the fat shits lumbering up the front steps emptied the tray before the guy even got there."

Dumb-waiter by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

dumbwhiteguy 

Everyone who uses stupid shitty slang that makes them sound like idiots.

Dumbwhiteguy1: What-what? Keep it gangsta! Step off, you got served. Homie, don't be a playa hata! Fo shizzle! Etc.
Dumbwhiteguy2: Man, that white guy is the biz-omb!

dumbwhiteguy by DumbWhiteGuy February 16, 2004

dumb waiter 

When you fart in a elevator right before you get off, sending it to its next floor with a smelly 'meal' on board.

Also known as a dookie lift in England.

I just left a dumbwaiter in that lift (elevator).

Ow man, someone left a dumb waiter in here, lets get off at the next floor.

dumb waiter by ill-grass October 10, 2012