The worst thing in the world, famously performed by John Duley in one of his porn shows. To Dules is a dangerous feat. It has only been pulled off once, we do not speak of what it truly is.
Lewis: Did you just dules that shit?
Mika: Naa man. Naa. Man. Too far.'
Lewis: You did
Mika: *Passes out*
Mika: Naa man. Naa. Man. Too far.'
Lewis: You did
Mika: *Passes out*
by Lewbz March 17, 2011
Get the Dules mug.A Wolfstar (Remus Lupin/Sirius Black) fanfiction by MsKingBean89, often referred to as ATYD. It's been popular in the community since its release in 2017 on the AO3 platform but gained a mass popularity after it blew up on the Harry Potter side of TikTok. The plot is set in the 70s, during the Marauders' school years up until Halloween 1981. Incredibly slowburn, beautifully sad, charmingly written. The 188 chapter book was named after a Mott the Hoople song.
Person A: Fun fact, "All the young dudes" has a bigger word count than the Bible.
Person B: Sir, this is a Wendy's drive-thru
Person C: Hey, it's a full moon tonight, wanna go stargazing?
Person D: How dare you remind me, you little dipshit
Person C: Um.. sorry? ig I thought it would be fun. You know, we'd try to spot the Sirius star, the Regulus star, maybe even the Andromeda galaxy! I've heard that Sirius is particularly pretty next to a full moon...
Person D: Just murder me at this point, mofo. I *just* finished ATYD. I'M STILL NOT OKAY AND IT'S A FULL MOON LIFE ISN'T FAIR BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GET A HAPPY ENDING. PISS OFF JK ROWLING
Person C: Sorry, sorry, nerd, didn't mean to hurt your feelings mate. Anyways, fancy a Mars bar?
Person D: Get. out.
Person B: Sir, this is a Wendy's drive-thru
Person C: Hey, it's a full moon tonight, wanna go stargazing?
Person D: How dare you remind me, you little dipshit
Person C: Um.. sorry? ig I thought it would be fun. You know, we'd try to spot the Sirius star, the Regulus star, maybe even the Andromeda galaxy! I've heard that Sirius is particularly pretty next to a full moon...
Person D: Just murder me at this point, mofo. I *just* finished ATYD. I'M STILL NOT OKAY AND IT'S A FULL MOON LIFE ISN'T FAIR BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GET A HAPPY ENDING. PISS OFF JK ROWLING
Person C: Sorry, sorry, nerd, didn't mean to hurt your feelings mate. Anyways, fancy a Mars bar?
Person D: Get. out.
by wolfstar's child indeed March 6, 2021
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Get the Pop Dukes mug.Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.
I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.
Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.
When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ
They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.
This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.
There can only be one champion.
Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.
I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.
Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.
When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ
They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.
This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.
There can only be one champion.
Tara: "What the hell are you doing, Kaele?"
Kaele: "M&M Duels of course!"
Tara: "... Can I watch??"
Kaele: >:D
Kaele: "M&M Duels of course!"
Tara: "... Can I watch??"
Kaele: >:D
by ObbyKaele March 19, 2009
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Get the It is Wednesday my dudes mug.n. The language or mode of conversation that includes, but is not limited to, use of the ever-evolving term, "dude" (Seedude). Meaning and connotations of the word "dude" depend on the circumstances and tone and attitude of the dudespeaker. Dudespeak vocabulary often includes words ranging from "seriously" to "like" to "awesome" to "sweet" to "totally"
Dudespeak conversations:
"Dude, like seriously? That was totally awesome."
"Sweet ride, dude."
"Dude." (Hello, friend. Here, have some nutella)
"Duuude." (Hey, this nutella is amazing)
"...dude?" (Um...where the hell do you think you're going with my nutella?)
"DUDE!" (Get AWAY from my nutella!)
"Dude, like seriously? That was totally awesome."
"Sweet ride, dude."
"Dude." (Hello, friend. Here, have some nutella)
"Duuude." (Hey, this nutella is amazing)
"...dude?" (Um...where the hell do you think you're going with my nutella?)
"DUDE!" (Get AWAY from my nutella!)
by grindgator February 11, 2009
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