Dules
The worst thing in the world, famously performed by John Duley in one of his porn shows. To Dules is a dangerous feat. It has only been pulled off once, we do not speak of what it truly is.
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All the young dudes
A Wolfstar (Remus Lupin/Sirius Black) fanfiction by MsKingBean89, often referred to as ATYD. It's been popular in the community since its release in 2017 on the AO3 platform but gained a mass popularity after it blew up on the Harry Potter side of TikTok. The plot is set in the 70s, during the Marauders' school years up until Halloween 1981. Incredibly slowburn, beautifully sad, charmingly written. The 188 chapter book was named after a Mott the Hoople song.
Person A: Fun fact, "All the young dudes" has a bigger word count than the Bible.
Person B: Sir, this is a Wendy's drive-thru
Person C: Hey, it's a full moon tonight, wanna go stargazing?
Person D: How dare you remind me, you little dipshit
Person C: Um.. sorry? ig I thought it would be fun. You know, we'd try to spot the Sirius star, the Regulus star, maybe even the Andromeda galaxy! I've heard that Sirius is particularly pretty next to a full moon...
Person D: Just murder me at this point, mofo. I *just* finished ATYD. I'M STILL NOT OKAY AND IT'S A FULL MOON LIFE ISN'T FAIR BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GET A HAPPY ENDING. PISS OFF JK ROWLING
Person C: Sorry, sorry, nerd, didn't mean to hurt your feelings mate. Anyways, fancy a Mars bar?
Person D: Get. out.
Person B: Sir, this is a Wendy's drive-thru
Person C: Hey, it's a full moon tonight, wanna go stargazing?
Person D: How dare you remind me, you little dipshit
Person C: Um.. sorry? ig I thought it would be fun. You know, we'd try to spot the Sirius star, the Regulus star, maybe even the Andromeda galaxy! I've heard that Sirius is particularly pretty next to a full moon...
Person D: Just murder me at this point, mofo. I *just* finished ATYD. I'M STILL NOT OKAY AND IT'S A FULL MOON LIFE ISN'T FAIR BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GET A HAPPY ENDING. PISS OFF JK ROWLING
Person C: Sorry, sorry, nerd, didn't mean to hurt your feelings mate. Anyways, fancy a Mars bar?
Person D: Get. out.
All the young dudes by wolfstar's child indeed March 6, 2021
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dudes rock
dudes rock by omphen April 3, 2020
M&M Duels
Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.
I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.
Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.
When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ
They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.
This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.
There can only be one champion.
Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.
I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.
Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.
When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ
They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.
This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.
There can only be one champion.
It is Wednesday my dudes
It is Wednesday my dudes by jjbranco June 7, 2016
Dudespeak
n. The language or mode of conversation that includes, but is not limited to, use of the ever-evolving term, "dude" (Seedude). Meaning and connotations of the word "dude" depend on the circumstances and tone and attitude of the dudespeaker. Dudespeak vocabulary often includes words ranging from "seriously" to "like" to "awesome" to "sweet" to "totally"
Dudespeak conversations:
"Dude, like seriously? That was totally awesome."
"Sweet ride, dude."
"Dude." (Hello, friend. Here, have some nutella)
"Duuude." (Hey, this nutella is amazing)
"...dude?" (Um...where the hell do you think you're going with my nutella?)
"DUDE!" (Get AWAY from my nutella!)
"Dude, like seriously? That was totally awesome."
"Sweet ride, dude."
"Dude." (Hello, friend. Here, have some nutella)
"Duuude." (Hey, this nutella is amazing)
"...dude?" (Um...where the hell do you think you're going with my nutella?)
"DUDE!" (Get AWAY from my nutella!)
Dudespeak by grindgator February 11, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.