Dupeshot is when you do something that is out of the ordinary to eliminate someone Can also be used when something really dope happens
Mainly used in gaming
That awkwardscene in a porn video where the camera cuts to the guy's face, and boom, before you know it, you've been fapping to a fat bearded guy's face for twenty seconds.
Guy 1: "I was masturbating like crazy to this awesome video, and suddenly, the camera starts focussing on the dude's face."
Guy 2: "Looks like you got hit by the Dudeshot."
A person who is considered to be both dull (stupid) and a shit (an unpleasant sort of person). Usually unhelpful and annoying but largely unaware of it. Similar in usage to dumbass.
Beth: Has Melissa ever done anything that isn't completely stupid?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.