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Dudestitute 

Transvestite prostitute. Used when the gender of a prostitute cannot be easily determined.
Todd: Wow! Look at that hooker! is that a guy or a chick?

Mark: Who cares. Its just a Dudestitute.
Dudestitute by LarsLevinstein February 23, 2009

Domestitute 

It is common in Asia, for families to hire a maid (domestic helper) however in order to make some extra cash, some maids use their days off to frequent club or bars in the hope that thay may entice guys to hire them for a jolly.

These Domestic Helpers cum Pristitutes are thus termed Domestitutes.
"Ark at that domestitute over there Keith, I wouldn't mind a jolly with her before curfew"
Domestitute by Keith Brown1 May 11, 2013

destitute seamstress 

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016
The conotative definition of destitute is without money.
destitute by Larstait November 14, 2003

Dick Destitute 

Dick destitution is any period of time over three months where a man doesn't 'get it in.' Also known as 'period of dryness.'
Guy 1: "Man this sucks."

Guy 2: "What is it?"

Guy 1: "I'm so dick destitute I'm going insane."

Guy 2: "Here's 20 bucks."
Dick Destitute by DaffyGKH August 11, 2013

independently destitute 

Describes an unemployed friend who always has time for fun. This friend has a taste for luxury, but no money.
What does Bottom do for a living?
Nothing, man. He’s independently destitute.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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