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dude wtf is wrong with german people? 

dude wtf?

Germans spawn all of the sickest most satanic ideologies of all that lead to the mass murder of hundreds of millions
what the fuck is up with them motherfuckers?

kill it,fuck it,stuff it in an animal casing and make a sausage out of it,
wtf?

wtf dude 

- Hey dude i have crippling depression!
- wtf dude
wtf dude by AsterXML November 29, 2018

wtf dude u ate my pizza 

typically used when ur homie accidentally eats ur pizza
you: wtf dude u ate my pizza?!
mate: oh srry brotha pay u new pizza kk bro
you: k
*bro hug*
Something to say when something is a bit surprising and you want to come off sounding fresh and clean.
DudeWTF = MY word. :3

...Seriously, who else is there to use it?! v_v
DudeWTF by ksSXT March 31, 2004

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026