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Any weapon; composed of a beer container and shaft of equal proportion. Familiar in three common sizes: little dudson; beer can and twig or stick, large dudson; bubba keg and half a hockey stick, giant dudson; fullsize-keg and industrial size metal shaft. *Note* Only seven-foot giants should use giant dudsons.
I challenge you to a dudson duel, faggot.
Duddson by George Orwell October 20, 2004
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the dudesons

four crazy Finnish guys who have a death wish. they are Jarppi, HP, Jukka and Jarno. they live on a farm on the Arctic Circle. they also own a pet pig named britney. they have their own show "the dudesons" on spike tv with guest appearances like Bam Margera. the motto they live by is: "When you're old you don't want to think about the things you didn't do, you want to think of the things you did do!" to them it doesn’t matter if this means doing a blindfolded car jump or putting your testicles into a mousetrap! which they have actually done before. They are hilarious and less intimidating than the guys on jackass.
"these guys started before jackass started" - steve-o
"the dudesons fucking rock" - bam margera
One of the four craziest stuntmen from Finland. The Dudesons have a show on Spike TV which consists of them performing stunts and pulling pranks, including shitting in mailboxes, recieving darts to the stomach, and setting each other on fire while they sleep. The Dudesons are: Jukka, Jarno, Jarppi, and HB. They have befriended the skateboarding Jackass, Bam Margera, and the show finally gained access to homes across North America, as well as other continents, and is currently in the progress of causing misery to the parents of fans like me.
'These guys were started before Jackass was started' Steve-O
'The Dudesons f*cking rock!' Bam Margera

Dudesonian 

The language of the 'dude' - also known as 'dood'. Dudesonian is adopted by the extremist surfer culture who have been raised by the water. They stand by love, peace, and the waves. Dudesonians are rare creatures, but when you see them, you will know.
'Hakuna Matutes my dood (dudesonian)!' - while shaking their thumb and pinky (surfer sytle)

'See you at the surf my slimy-slimeson' - Trent says to Markoos

'Find peace in the waves' - Thrash praises
Dudesonian by theforeskinner April 18, 2022

Dudesonmanbroski 

Your best pal that plays Lax and your right hand man. Also know as your best friend.
Yo Dudesonmanbroski we hitting up the club tonight to get some bitches.
Dani and Hudson forever 😍😘🥰
Dudson is so cute!
Dudson by Bestie4ever May 7, 2021
A half-witted mutt with a total of 3 brain cells. Was a smart kid in middle school with dreams and goals. Highly uncoordinated. Usually 6ft, incredibly good looking with a decent size package. 0% chance of completing any Tertiary education.
Oi Dudson, you’re a Dud, son
Dudson by Dudson17 August 22, 2018
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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