Duct Taped 

being beaten unmercifully in any form of competition be it video games, sports, chess, Etc. It used to describe the most brutal of punishment. Comes in handy when "owned" or "murked" cannot be used to portray the loss one has suffered at the hands of another.

Wack boy: you cant hope to beat me in tekken fool

J-wade: listen here boy, im finna put all kinda hurt upside ya head.

several minutes later...

wack boy : what!! oh no

anyone around: damn son you just got Duct Taped and butt raped

Duct Taped by the dealer of new age lingo October 22, 2009

duct tape 

Like The Force, duct tape has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

This lady just wrecked her car! Put some duct tape around it, before it gets messy.

duct tape by Sonnybobiche January 28, 2004

Duct Tape 

God's gift to man. The perfect mix between untility and cost. The average sized role of duct tape costs less than $2 and is availiable to be purchased almost anywhere. Duct tape is not as sticky as Gorrila Tape, but it is much less expensive and more easily obtained. Every man must have a roll of duct tape somewhere. It is the perfect addition to the car, utility closet and tool box of anyone.

Duct tape was origionally created during World War 2 for the US military to water-proof ammunition crates in the wet climates of the Pacific and Northern Europe. The water-proof qualities earned it the name Duck Tape as it repelled water like a duck's feathers. GIs then began using this tape for fixing things in the field. After the war, this useful product was unsuccesfully used to seal duct work (hence the generic name) later to be replaced by foil tape. The two main producers of quality duct tape are Duck Tape and 3M. It is ussually found in the full-sized, gray roll. However, it can be found in many colors and sizes with many backings (plastic, rubber, fibered etc).

Something is officialy broken when it cannot be fixed with duct tape.

Duct Tape by northendwhitetrash September 29, 2008

duct tape 

shutting bitches up since 1942

Person 1: And then I was like "omg," and then he was like "wtf" and i was like "idk" and he was like "stfu"

Person 2: wishes he had duct tape.

duct tape by maddipaddypicasso May 25, 2009

Duct Tape 

Make things that shouldn't move stay put. The opposite of WD40.

Duct Tape by Ritch A September 16, 2003

duct tape 

The solver of all of lifes problems. It will fix ANYTHING, even your love life.

Much like Google, duct tape is God

duct tape by Urban Dictionary August 10, 2006

Screaming Duct tape 

When you patch a piece of Duct tape to a person, rip it off, and (while in pain with their mouth open) , cum in their mouth

Why are u putting a piece of duct tape on me?
RIP!
Owww!!!!!!
Squirt.
What was that?
I did a Screaming Duct tape on you.

Screaming Duct tape by Lee2bron April 17, 2011