Duckpression 

When you buy ducks in college at TSC and play with them for hours everyday with your friends and their duckies but end up having to get rid of them because your landlord caught you (plus they smelt bad and grow really fast) and after their gone you realize how much you really did love them.

The girls of Garman Ave suffered severe duckpression.

Duckpression by MizNasty12 September 26, 2012

dupréssion 

noun

1. Alexandra Bartfeld's cat
2. the state of mind that you get after playing an organ work by Marcel Dupré

"Op. 7 no. 3 was so exhaustingly dupréssive"
"I was able to see Monsieur Dupréssion after the OrganTalk"

dupréssion by organiste March 22, 2021

dickpression 

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

dickpression by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

Dickpression 

Not having dick in your life.

Girl my man is going to be gone for nine months, I’m finna go into Dickpression

Dickpression by Imtotallyfetchh November 2, 2017

deskpression 

A feeling of depression brought on by working behind a desk too long. Generally mundane office work can lead to deskpression.

She has to take some sick leave as she's suffering from deskpression.

deskpression by JosifMoshe September 3, 2012

Manic Dickpression 

A disorder associated with episodes of high and low cravings of dat dick; generally a result of trauma from too many dick pics and/or bukake participation. See also PTDPD (Post Traumatic Dick Pic Disorder)

Where yo girl at?
She got manic dickpression, she don't wanna see dat dick rn. It's a low week.

Manic Dickpression by KevlarMantastic April 29, 2019

dickression

you need dick in your life

Cardi b dickression

dickression by DORER December 15, 2020