dankpression

mm so sexy my favorite admin of all time

i wont him so bad

oh god dankpression is so sexy im so wet

by danks ex wife November 22, 2021

dankpression

A combination of dank (as in dank memes) and depression. Meaning you are depressed but your life is so surrounded by memes that even your depression is a meme and its something to joke about.

I had to tell her I was dankpressed. I've been struck with dankpression.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

dickpression

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

drinkpression

The distinctive kind of senseless depression one experiences after heavy alcohol consumption which typically consists in listlessness, malaise, lack of motivation, and vague feelings of guilt and remorse, even when one *didn't* seize the opportunity to go balls deep in one's best friend's barely legal girlfriend.

Jack: Want to go see that new crappy M. Knight Shyamalan movie?

John: No, I had fifteen Jager shots last night and now I'm suffering from a mild case of drinpression. I think I'll just waste the entire day watching porn and googling myself. I feel like such a twat after last night.

Jack: Why do you feel like an asshole? You didn't even cheat on your girlfriend last night! All's well that ends well, right?

John: Yeah, I guess. Whatever. But I'm still not leaving the house. There's no point in anything anyway. I'm too drinkpressed to even masturbate -- I'm such a waste of life. Fuck, I can't wait til this drinkpression goes away.

by nb c lo June 16, 2008

Dickpression

Not having dick in your life.

Girl my man is going to be gone for nine months, I’m finna go into Dickpression

by Imtotallyfetchh November 2, 2017

deskpression

A feeling of depression brought on by working behind a desk too long. Generally mundane office work can lead to deskpression.

She has to take some sick leave as she's suffering from deskpression.

by JosifMoshe September 3, 2012

Manic Dickpression

A disorder associated with episodes of high and low cravings of dat dick; generally a result of trauma from too many dick pics and/or bukake participation. See also PTDPD (Post Traumatic Dick Pic Disorder)

Where yo girl at?
She got manic dickpression, she don't wanna see dat dick rn. It's a low week.

by KevlarMantastic April 29, 2019