dankpression
dankpression by danks ex wife November 22, 2021
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dankpression
A combination of dank (as in dank memes) and depression. Meaning you are depressed but your life is so surrounded by memes that even your depression is a meme and its something to joke about.
dankpression by anonymous November 22, 2021
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dickpression
John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?
James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.
James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.
dickpression by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016
drinkpression
The distinctive kind of senseless depression one experiences after heavy alcohol consumption which typically consists in listlessness, malaise, lack of motivation, and vague feelings of guilt and remorse, even when one *didn't* seize the opportunity to go balls deep in one's best friend's barely legal girlfriend.
Jack: Want to go see that new crappy M. Knight Shyamalan movie?
John: No, I had fifteen Jager shots last night and now I'm suffering from a mild case of drinpression. I think I'll just waste the entire day watching porn and googling myself. I feel like such a twat after last night.
Jack: Why do you feel like an asshole? You didn't even cheat on your girlfriend last night! All's well that ends well, right?
John: Yeah, I guess. Whatever. But I'm still not leaving the house. There's no point in anything anyway. I'm too drinkpressed to even masturbate -- I'm such a waste of life. Fuck, I can't wait til this drinkpression goes away.
John: No, I had fifteen Jager shots last night and now I'm suffering from a mild case of drinpression. I think I'll just waste the entire day watching porn and googling myself. I feel like such a twat after last night.
Jack: Why do you feel like an asshole? You didn't even cheat on your girlfriend last night! All's well that ends well, right?
John: Yeah, I guess. Whatever. But I'm still not leaving the house. There's no point in anything anyway. I'm too drinkpressed to even masturbate -- I'm such a waste of life. Fuck, I can't wait til this drinkpression goes away.
drinkpression by nb c lo June 16, 2008
Dickpression
Dickpression by Imtotallyfetchh November 2, 2017
deskpression
A feeling of depression brought on by working behind a desk too long. Generally mundane office work can lead to deskpression.
deskpression by JosifMoshe September 3, 2012
Manic Dickpression
A disorder associated with episodes of high and low cravings of dat dick; generally a result of trauma from too many dick pics and/or bukake participation. See also PTDPD (Post Traumatic Dick Pic Disorder)
Manic Dickpression by KevlarMantastic April 29, 2019
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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