Dickpression

Girl my man is going to be gone for nine months, I’m finna go into Dickpression

by Imtotallyfetchh November 02, 2017

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Episode of depression spurring from a sexual malfunction or accident related to a man’s penis.

My boyfriend couldn’t get it up last night and now he’s moping around with severe dickpression.

by GTSCart March 01, 2023

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The one or two moments in your life when your dick won't stiffen or curl up during those important times when you REALLY NEED TO!!!!!

Dickpression : William: common bud Roxy's in the bed waiting for me she got on that g-string you love I need you to prop up

by Kfcsucks June 03, 2018

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Dickpressed

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.

“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”

by Sargonnas January 04, 2018

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Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.

GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.

by anailyak June 16, 2016

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The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

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a bench press and leg press put together in order to develop a defined, toned, and massive chode

guy 1: don't you love a dickpress?

guy 2: yea bro, it's how i went from "B========D" to "B=====D" and finally to "BD"

guy 1: amazing

by weejooooooo April 18, 2010

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