dumbpression 

When your dumb but also really depressed and you say something stupid when having a conversation with someone.

“Hey how are you today John?” Said Josh
“Is this human?” Said John

Cause John has depression and he Was dumb he has dumbpression

dumbpression by Wtf.com1 April 19, 2021

dupréssion 

noun

1. Alexandra Bartfeld's cat
2. the state of mind that you get after playing an organ work by Marcel Dupré

"Op. 7 no. 3 was so exhaustingly dupréssive"
"I was able to see Monsieur Dupréssion after the OrganTalk"

dupréssion by organiste March 22, 2021

Dempression 

Feelings of severe depression and oppression caused by Democrats being in office.

"The general national mood can only be described as one of prolonged dempression"
"On January 20, 2021 over 74,216,154 Americans were diagnosed with dempression"
"The Republicans are trying to stay several steps ahead of gloom, despair, deep dark dempression, and excessive misery"

Dempression by Dempression November 5, 2021

Duckpression 

When you buy ducks in college at TSC and play with them for hours everyday with your friends and their duckies but end up having to get rid of them because your landlord caught you (plus they smelt bad and grow really fast) and after their gone you realize how much you really did love them.

The girls of Garman Ave suffered severe duckpression.

Duckpression by MizNasty12 September 26, 2012