duckfucker
to fuck a duck
duckfucker by lynes September 26, 2003
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Duckfucker
A person who is into pseudoscientific medicine and tells you about cures and "natural" with extreme measures such as ingesting poisons whether in the form of a chemical or not, coffee enemas, extreme fasting, ingestion of bodily waste as therapy, and all the other crazy dangerous shit... this does not include Traditional Chinese medicine or Herbal medicine. Just search up "pseudoscience" on Google to learn more. Just a bunch of hypochondriacs or gullible people easily believing shit.
Quack, quack, quack...
Quack, quack, quack...
Hey man did you hear about that dude who's into alternative medicine treatments like shoving coffee in your ass or drinking your own piss?
No, that's all bullshit. He's a duckfucker.
No, that's all bullshit. He's a duckfucker.
Duckfucker by FRESH.OG April 7, 2021
duck fucker
1)A person who is very anal retentive and incapable of using common sense.
2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.
2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.
duck fucker by livingdeadgirl September 23, 2008
dumbfuckery
dumbfuckery by T. Strange May 29, 2003
Zuckfuckery
Slang term used to describe a seriously well-planned and very well-funded version of fucking someone over.
Zuckfuckery by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021
duck fucker
a; a person who has sex with ducks
b; a person who, on a regular basis, is annoyingly sensitive or persistant regarding something unimportant or not worth caring about.
c; a generic insult meant to confuse the insulted person
b; a person who, on a regular basis, is annoyingly sensitive or persistant regarding something unimportant or not worth caring about.
c; a generic insult meant to confuse the insulted person
duck fucker by cspine June 7, 2004
Dicksuckery
(v)Dicksuckery is the act of sucking up to someone, in such an extreme manner that you are metaphorically, and at most times, literally sucking their dick. People that use dicksuckery on a daily basis, or perform something along the lines of dicksuckery, are often referred to as dick suckers, tools, lames, dickriders, or suck ups.
(n: simple)Dicksuckery is also a noun that accumulates the several different verbs acquainted with dicksuckery such as sucking dick, taking it, or in fact even being a bitch ass.
(n: proper)When someone performs things that fall under the category of dicksuckery, as if it comes naturally to them, they are often reffered to as being born on Planet Dicksuckery, which is also both metaphorical and physical in most cases. Dicksuckery can also, in some cases become a disease when the person has been sucking the dick of something so frequently, that the person is permanently sucking the dick of the said object (Could range from being a person, to a brand of cereal). Side effects are dry mouth, scraped knees, a low self esteem, and sometimes prostitution.
(n: simple)Dicksuckery is also a noun that accumulates the several different verbs acquainted with dicksuckery such as sucking dick, taking it, or in fact even being a bitch ass.
(n: proper)When someone performs things that fall under the category of dicksuckery, as if it comes naturally to them, they are often reffered to as being born on Planet Dicksuckery, which is also both metaphorical and physical in most cases. Dicksuckery can also, in some cases become a disease when the person has been sucking the dick of something so frequently, that the person is permanently sucking the dick of the said object (Could range from being a person, to a brand of cereal). Side effects are dry mouth, scraped knees, a low self esteem, and sometimes prostitution.
(v) Frequent dicksuckery makes the heart grow colder. and The mouth much dryer.
(n: simple)Look at all this dicksuckery. Too much dicksuckery to finish the job boss.
(n: simple) I went to school for 8 years to get my degree in dicksuckery
(n: proper)Joe frequently has breathing problems due to male extremities being stuck in his throat. Joe must be from Planet Dicksuckery.
(n: proper)Joe has sucked so much of Matt's dick over the years, that a doctor specially trained to deal with Dicksuckery, has diagnosed Joe with a severe case of Dicksuckery.
(n: simple)Look at all this dicksuckery. Too much dicksuckery to finish the job boss.
(n: simple) I went to school for 8 years to get my degree in dicksuckery
(n: proper)Joe frequently has breathing problems due to male extremities being stuck in his throat. Joe must be from Planet Dicksuckery.
(n: proper)Joe has sucked so much of Matt's dick over the years, that a doctor specially trained to deal with Dicksuckery, has diagnosed Joe with a severe case of Dicksuckery.
Dicksuckery by SmashNasty November 15, 2010
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