1)A person who is very anal retentive and incapable of using common sense.

2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

a; a person who has sex with ducks
b; a person who, on a regular basis, is annoyingly sensitive or persistant regarding something unimportant or not worth caring about.
c; a generic insult meant to confuse the insulted person

1. someone who is particularly anal about things that no one else cares about
2. someone that thinks he is better than everyone else

Someone who fucks ducks

Cast member of the show Duck Dynasty.

to fuck a duck