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Drywaller 

The act of a male nailing or stapling his penis to the inside of his own leg.
"What?! He really did the Drywaller? What a fucking dumbass!"
Drywaller by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006
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dale the drywaller 

Guy who has been around the trade for over 30 years
Dale the drywaller well hung, screwed and nailed all over your house

If you dont like his prices bring your wife and maybe he will dicker
dale the drywaller by Tonythetiler November 25, 2020

DRYWALL CUNT 

VERY SIMPLE MEANING,,,, A PUSSY WITH NO JUICE LEFT,,, ALL FUCKED OUT,,, USED TO THE MAX,, DONE,,THE END
THAT NASTY BITCH,, I HAD TO BUY FUCKING LARD TO WET THAT OLD CUNT ENOUGH TO FUCKING EVEN GET IN THERE HALF WAY,, SHE HAD DRYWALL CUNT MAN,

HEY JOE,, DRYWALL PUSSY ISNT THE BEST THING MAN,, YOU NEED EXTRA SPAKLE TO FUCKING TRY TO SLIDE IN!!

WTF,, I FEEL LIKE I'M AT WIORK,, FUCKING THIS DRYWALL PUSSY, WITH NO JUICE IN IT,, I MIGHT AS WELL PUT IN FOR OVER TIME AT THE JOB SITE,,DAMN
DRYWALL CUNT by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

drywalled 

To buy drugs but instead receive a look-a-like substance. Comes from the practice of selling drywall to crack addicts during the crack epidemic.
Steve opened his bag of weed just to realize he had been drywalled and bought $20 worth of oregano.
drywalled by 56k April 1, 2011

daywalker 

The Daywalker is a Ginger that does not burn in direct sunlight. Hated by true Gingers, the Daywalker can sustain extended periods in sunlight and even has traces of a soul. Because they are still part Ginger, freckles may or may not be present.
Ben, the Daywalker, went out during the day to buy his Ginger sister a sunlight umbrella, so she wouldn't have to take night classes.
daywalker by Dee Hue January 5, 2010

drywallcoholics 

Drywallers with an addiction to alcohol, or drywallers who actually like their job.
My drywallcoholics phoned in drunk for work today.
drywallcoholics by matt donnelly November 20, 2007

Drywall Punch 

The word Kyle is what you’re looking for.

He is a Drywall Puncher if you can get some Monster Energy I’m him.

Extremely angry, but also a little bitch who can’t fight.
Drywall Punch by Audi0sl4v3 June 14, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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