Darkwankers

A group of complete wankers with absolutely no remorse for any of their offensive statements. They are completely dependant on enjoying the negativities of other peoples lives, such as starvation, terrorists and disabilities. They are often higher intelligence beings with personalities like somebody shit out a wet egg of fat solid fuck. They are masters in the arts of "Dark Humour" which many others will find extremely inappropriate.
Example one:

Normal person: "Look, there's a group of Darkwankers."

Group of Darkwankers: "Hahahahahahahahaha, ebola." Hahahahahahaha. Poverty." "Hahahahahahahahahaha terrorism."

Normal Person: "Right group of wankers they are."

Example two:

Normal person: "Could you please speak in a less rude manner? You're offending people."

Darkwanker: "What the fuck is this? Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Cunt?"
by Glenwabtroutwank September 16, 2014
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