Darkwankers 

A group of complete wankers with absolutely no remorse for any of their offensive statements. They are completely dependant on enjoying the negativities of other peoples lives, such as starvation, terrorists and disabilities. They are often higher intelligence beings with personalities like somebody shit out a wet egg of fat solid fuck. They are masters in the arts of "Dark Humour" which many others will find extremely inappropriate.

Example one:

Normal person: "Look, there's a group of Darkwankers."

Group of Darkwankers: "Hahahahahahahahaha, ebola." Hahahahahahaha. Poverty." "Hahahahahahahahahaha terrorism."

Normal Person: "Right group of wankers they are."

Example two:

Normal person: "Could you please speak in a less rude manner? You're offending people."

Darkwanker: "What the fuck is this? Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Cunt?"

Darkwankers by Glenwabtroutwank September 15, 2014

Dankwanker 

One who, after failing to complete a story due to mild interruption and his own impatience, masturbates furiously to relieve his self-loathing.

Hey, have you seen Little Dee lately?
No, he got all pissy earlier, pretty sure he's in his room being a Dankwanker

Dankwanker by UMadDavis? October 14, 2014

Dankwanker 

An individual who becomes ensconced with rage after losing his train of thought during an anecdote, story, or sexual recounting. Often, immediately after interrupting himself, the dankwanker will toss objects and retreat to his hideaway for savage masturbation.

"Hey did that Davis guy ever finish his story?"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"

Dankwanker by the_tiniest_D[avis] October 15, 2014

Dankwanker 

A person who lacks the ability to continue a story after being cut off in the middle of it. Generally a dankwanker will become unnecessarily angry and lash out at those close to him, so that he will then be left alone to relieve himself indignantly.

"Hey man, did your buddy just cuss you out and leave?"
"Oh, him? Yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it."

Dankwanker by LittleDeeDavis October 15, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022