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dale the drywaller 

Guy who has been around the trade for over 30 years
Dale the drywaller well hung, screwed and nailed all over your house

If you dont like his prices bring your wife and maybe he will dicker

drywalled 

To buy drugs but instead receive a look-a-like substance. Comes from the practice of selling drywall to crack addicts during the crack epidemic.
Steve opened his bag of weed just to realize he had been drywalled and bought $20 worth of oregano.
drywalled by 56k April 1, 2011

dorkballer 

One who is playing basketball, and looks like a dork due to a lack of skills.
Vensel is a dorkballer because he looks like an idiot out there.

That dorkballer just tripped over himself again.

Jamie, you're a dorkballer.
dorkballer by Ben Gibson April 10, 2006

Drywaller 

The act of a male nailing or stapling his penis to the inside of his own leg.
"What?! He really did the Drywaller? What a fucking dumbass!"
Drywaller by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006

Dry Baller 

A male unable to cum during sex or masturbation.
Despite rubbing his cock raw from hours of watching porn and fapping, Roger ended up a dry baller.

While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.
Dry Baller by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
"Greg's joke just now was so damn dryballs."
dryballs by Shmaye March 2, 2009