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dale the drywaller 

Guy who has been around the trade for over 30 years
Dale the drywaller well hung, screwed and nailed all over your house

If you dont like his prices bring your wife and maybe he will dicker
dale the drywaller by Tonythetiler November 25, 2020

drywalled 

To buy drugs but instead receive a look-a-like substance. Comes from the practice of selling drywall to crack addicts during the crack epidemic.
Steve opened his bag of weed just to realize he had been drywalled and bought $20 worth of oregano.
drywalled by 56k April 1, 2011

dorkballer 

One who is playing basketball, and looks like a dork due to a lack of skills.
Vensel is a dorkballer because he looks like an idiot out there.

That dorkballer just tripped over himself again.

Jamie, you're a dorkballer.
dorkballer by Ben Gibson April 10, 2006

Drywaller 

The act of a male nailing or stapling his penis to the inside of his own leg.
"What?! He really did the Drywaller? What a fucking dumbass!"
Drywaller by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006

Dry Baller 

A male unable to cum during sex or masturbation.
Despite rubbing his cock raw from hours of watching porn and fapping, Roger ended up a dry baller.

While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.
Dry Baller by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
"Greg's joke just now was so damn dryballs."
dryballs by Shmaye March 2, 2009
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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