dryballs

"Greg's joke just now was so damn dryballs."
by Shmaye March 02, 2009
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dryballs

When you wake up in the morning and your eyeballs are dry.
Oh no, I got dryballs!
by luvpuppys March 12, 2015
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Dryballs

When you are tired and/or are working in an environment with lots of artificial heating. The resulting dry and possible sore eyes can now be referred to as "Dryballs".

This is an affliction often suffered by contact lens wearers and those that like to party...a lot.
"My wife kept me awake all night and now I'm at work, staring at this computer screen for eight hours with the heating on full - I've got a major case dryballs!".
by Tomintwells December 13, 2010
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Dryballs

That guy you meet that is the most boring, dreary mofo, that only has 3 core subjects that he can yarn about. Most often dirt bikes, football and driverless vehicles.
Far out!! Did you try to have a yarn with that fella over there? Biggest dryballs I've ever met!! He bored me sober!
by Chilli Milf March 10, 2022
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Dryballs

Testicles no longer loaded with Semen
He had shriveled, no-good, empty, Dryballs.
by Bat-ManCock February 29, 2016
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Dryballer

1. Someone who is all talk and no action.
2. (Slang) Someone who shoots blanks, as in firearms, or someone who's had a vasectomy.
3. (Verb) Dryball - To give the appearance that one is delivering, but actually is not.
That politician is such a dryballer because he never keeps the promises he makes.
by wildcatonline December 21, 2014
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