Drunkuition

Intuition, but drunk; usually horny and wrong; incorrect in nature but feels oh so right

My drunkuition tells me that I should definitely have sex with my best friend's ex-boyfriend, he's hot and she won't care.

If he was sober he would not have fist pumped on the dance floor, but his drunkuition told him it was a great idea.

by Diamond88 July 23, 2012

drunkuisine

Foodstuffs or culinary combinations which are best suited for consumption and/or preparation by an intoxicated individual.

Lily ate an entire platter of deep-fried bacon-crusted pork rinds on my white suede couch last night-- that's some serious drunkuisine.

by Badwig September 28, 2009

Drunktional

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.

She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.

by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

drunktioning

Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.

*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery

Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"

Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."

by JAK1327 December 3, 2011

Drunkmotional

When you are too drunk and everything becomes drama.

Dude, Britt was drunkmotional last night, I told her I was leaving the party and she started crying for an hour and a half.

by Fünke the doc May 9, 2011

drunkation

A vacation that is spent being drunk the entire time.

That drunkation last week kicked my ass.

by bralager August 22, 2011

drunktionary

all the words that can't be understood unless you are drunk.

Dude we need a drunktionary to understand tom.

by lealea1003 February 7, 2010