Drunkture

You have pulled up at a drunk cross road in life and you have two options, option (a) you keep drinking, option (b) you need recreation drugs to divert down the other road. It can be a confusing cross road, especially if the drugs are not available to the participants. Maybe questions may be asked but you may not get all the answers at the drunkture moment.

You may hear a random comment at a party like" Ok people this party has come to a drunkture, who's got'm or who's goin' get em??"

by GootchBarRanch December 16, 2009

drunkumenting

Going to a monument, museum or other point of interest to drink. It is the classiest, most worldly form of drinking. If you go on vacation and do not drunkument at least once, you are doing it wrong.

Hey Jaclyn, want to go drunkumenting?

Sure! I'll bring the whiskey, and we can drink it on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial!

Quite.

by JamestheThird December 21, 2012

drunkthrough

A strategy guide for a video game, which walks you through the game and story as you drink along. Similar to a walk-through, except someone does it while being intoxicated with alcohol. Basically when someone is playing a video game from start to finish and sometimes recording it with the end of sharing it online with other people. At the beginning of the game the person begins drinking, and by the end of the game (if the person manages to not blackout) they should be stone cold drunk.

GF: Please stop drinking baby!
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I can't! I owe it to the fans!
GF: These drunkthroughs are killing us! Choose me or your drunkthroughs.
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I choose beer, video games, and my YouTube Channel. Good day.
GF: But..
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I said GOOD DAY!

by erdamalaZ August 17, 2014

drunkorexia

A practice which has recently come to light with the exposure of pro-anorexia websites in the media... DRUNKOREXIA refers to the act of restricting food intake/calories by day so one can party and get drunk at night without fear of gaining weight from the extra calories of the alcohol. Generally practiced by body-conscious or anorexic young women, who are often alcoholics.

The danger of this practice is that there is no food present in the stomach to slow the absorption of alcohol into the system, which can result in the person becoming intoxicated too quickly, passing out, vomiting, or getting alcohol poisoning. Those side effects, coupled with the long-term effects of anorexia on the body, can lead to death.

Amy: "I never see Brittany eat a thing... she just swills down shot after shot of Patron every night."

Carrie: "Sounds like drunkorexia to me."

Amy: "She's going to die if she doesn't get her shit together."

by Hollis X April 18, 2008

Drunkatute

A woman or man who accepts alchohol as payment for sex.

Emily loves going out on the weekend and finding herself a nice drunkatute.

by sluttily April 26, 2014

drunkarexic

A person who drinks a reasonable amount and does not eat.

Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.

Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"

"Emily is such a drunkarexic. She had two mojitos for lunch."
"With lunch?"
"No, FOR lunch."

by mvolfman April 15, 2010

drunktweeting

The process of leaving tweets on Twitter while intoxicated, or heavily under the influence. Closely associated with drunkdialing.

Bob: Man, your tweets last night were insane!
Joe: Ah, dude my bad. I was so shit faced last night, I was drunktweeting.

by CalaiaSassyBack January 7, 2010