Drunktify

To justify nonsensical, scandalous, or criminal behavior by blaming it on the alcohol.

You shit on the neighbors lawn and then knocked on their door because you wanted toilet paper. You claimed that you were drunktified, and I wanted to inform you that it is unlikely you can drunktify this to the cops.

Drunktify by drunktified child January 23, 2011

Drunktified 

To be justified in nonsensical, scandalous, or criminal behavior due to the innate propensity to get shit faced.

I was drunktified in shitting on the neighbors lawn and knocking on their door during the party last night.

Drunktified by Kristen macon love cowell, III November 1, 2010

Drunktional 

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.

She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.

Drunktional by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

drunktioning 

Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.

*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery

Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"

Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."

drunktioning by JAK1327 December 3, 2011

drunktivities 

A festival of drunkness. A gathering of many people for the sole purpose of being fucked up. Derived from drunk activities.

Hey Lauren, are you coming out to participate in the drunktivities.

drunktivities by mvolfman March 17, 2010

Drunktired 

Being so tired, you begin to show all the symptoms of being drunk, such as:
1) Stumbling and/or falling over
2) Confusion during conversation
3) Inabilty to type
4) The equivalent to drunk texting
5) Thinking this is funny when you submit it to Urbandictionary.

I'm drunktired. Help me up man, cause I want to see if I can buy a dolphin on ebay.

Drunktired by liddad July 1, 2011

Drunkified

Drunk. A bit like being squiffoid.

Jordan is so drunkified right now.

Drunkified by loulahoula May 26, 2013