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The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.
Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son
by Jenno the strayan cunt February 14, 2018
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