The mental and physical illness/condition related to being drunk for several consecutive days and nights. Symptoms include, but are not limited to lateness, obviously false excuses, copious amounts of swearing, oversharingpersonal information, and 20 minute ice breaks.
Title: Drunktapus - a person partaking of alcoholic beverages who has had at least eight, but more is ok too, and has pretty much lost inhibition, grammar skills, and most of their grasp on reality.