Drunk Ho 

When you are drunk the night before and Super gung ho about plans the next day but when the next day comes you are not having it.

After 6 whiskeys we say "Let's brew beer tomorrow". Your Homey says "Drunk Ho", because you are both really excited tonight, but tomorrow you are not having it.

Drunk Ho by Dariddlah79 November 29, 2020

Drunk hockey 

Typically a college phenomenon but can also extend to the postgraduate years, drunk hockey consists of getting drunk and playing a hockey video gme from EA Sports or 2K Sports

I pregamed hard but every frat house around here was closed, so I came back and popped in NHL 12. I proceeded to play drunk hockey

Drunk hockey by caps_fan74 January 25, 2013

Drunk House Sean 

Drunk House Sean: This mythical being is known for his relentless pursuit of good times, fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and an occasional puff of the sacred herb. With a charismatic personality and an infectious energy, Drunk House Sean is the life of the party, captivating all with his outlandish dance moves and hilarious antics.

If you happen to encounter this rare species in your urban jungle, embrace the chaos and revel in the madness. Just remember, when in the presence of Drunk House Sean, be prepared for an unforgettable night and a hangover that will leave you questioning your life choices.

"Last night at the party, Drunk House Sean stumbled around, mistaking the kitchen for the bathroom and trying to have a conversation with a potted plant. He was the perfect embodiment of a 'drunk house Sean' – a hilarious combination of a drunk idiot, a perpetual stoner, and someone with the attention span of a goldfish!"

Drunk House Sean by Kalious September 8, 2023

drunk hornies 

to wake up after a night of drinking and be incredibly horny, for no reason whatsoever, other than the fact that you got drunk the night before.

A:what's the matter with you?

B: I am really horny

A: Why?

B: I dont know. I got really drunk last night, it must be the drunk hornies.

drunk hornies by J. Chris A. October 14, 2008

dunk-ho 

a word describing a girl that is very permiscuous in her sexual activity. Also has no standards or criteria which must be met to get in her pants. However there are more criteria that must be met in order to consider a girl for dunk-hoism. The first is that she must have slept with three friends from each three different groups of guys. Her number of sexual partners must be over or close to 50, third and lastly she must always wants to be the center of attention and never is.

"Did you see that tube top that dunk-ho had on?"

"Dude you fucked that dunk-ho last night you better get tested"

That dunk-ho gave him something clorox won't take off.

dunk-ho by jeffrey h ob February 5, 2010

drunk houdini 

When a guy at a party hits on drunk girls and pretends he's drunk too so they'll do sexual things for him without thinking he's using them, when in all actuality he's very much sober and will have no problem remembering everything that happened that night, unlike the drunk girl. If you see signs of this happening, it's automatically a party foul and makes you an instant creepers, by which someone should throw you out.

Becky: "omahgod johnny how you are you!!!!! i loooveee youuu!!!"

Jake: "omg hey!!! how are you!!! it's Jake btw, some party huh!"

Becky: "oooh yeahh like totaly im on my 4th margirita, im so loose right now!!!"

Jake: "ooh,...oh yeah me too! i just had uh, 13 beers i'm sooo drunk woooo!!! you're so hot, we should hook up since we're drunk and all!!!"

Becky: "oooh totally! i love me some drunk sex, its fun and no one remembers afterwards, its great! lets do it!"

Jake: *quietly says* well...at least one of us will remember heh heh heh....

Becky: "wait, what did you say? you're not pulling a drunk houdini on me are you??"

Jake: "oh nothing! i said i can't wait to have drunk sex with you!!!" (in his head "ooooh yeah!!)

drunk houdini by OshKosh07 September 2, 2009

Drunk Homosexual 

Beware of drunk homosexuals, they may commit hate crimes. Drunk homosexuals will eat the rich and plan world domination, although they don't have to be drunk to do that.

Beware of Bakugo, he's a drunk homosexual. He could commit a hate crime!

Drunk Homosexual by Arson Committer October 24, 2020