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drunk giraffe

A dance executed by fully extending the arms above their head and shaking them side to side.

Popularized by Matt Smith in the popular television series, Doctor Who.
"You gotta be the drunk giraffe! You gotta commit! Cool is not cool!"
-the 11th Doctor
drunk giraffe by FifteenthDoctor December 31, 2013

drunk goggles 

The eyesight you have when one is drunk. Which leads your inhibitions to be lower and one you wouldn't normally be attracted to looks real good.
Dang Maggie, you looked so much better last night when I had my drunk goggles on!
drunk goggles by Princess Parneet February 13, 2009

Charlie the drunk guinea pig 

A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!
Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!

Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!

11 drunk guys 

11 Drunk Guys is a group of youtubers who play mainly horror games. They are best known for 11 Drunk Guys Play Slenderman, no they are not YouTube partners but if your looking for a good laugh search them up.

"DON'T GO RIGHT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK"

"I don't think so Mr. Slender I'm a rapist"

"WHO GOES TO THE PARK AT NIGHT AND DOESN'T BRING A WEAPON?! What kind of park is safe at night?"
YouTube Pewdiepie Janoskians Cryaotic 11 Drunk Guys
11 drunk guys by Cryaotic's girl February 6, 2014

Drunk guilt 

The feeling people get the day after they are drunk and do embarassing things.
Dude 1: "Dude I can't believe the shit you said when my girlfriend was around last night"
Dude 2: "What? What did I say?"
Dude 1: "Talking about my ex and telling her about how jealous I was about the pics I saw, what the hell man?"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, my bad, I don't even remember"
Dude 1: "Drunk guilt sucks huh?"
Drunk guilt by Da Vin Chee February 1, 2010

Dumb Drunk Girl 

Girls who primarily go to Illinois State. These specific girls wear dresses out and can often be seen out any night of the week. They are of below average intelligence and probably will believe whatever you tell them. 9 out of 10 times you will be able to hook up with them without even finding out their names or having any kind of communication at all.
Tommy: "Did you see the chick Fox hooked up with last night?"

McCormick:"Yeah man she was a dumb drunk girl"