Drunk Fu

Faking martial arts mastery while drunk.

That guy is wasted. He doesn't know Karate. Check out his drunk fu skills.

by asswipejohnson December 20, 2010

drunk-fu fighting

pretending to be a kung fu fighter while drunk

1) 'hoy yaaa'.' hey quit drunk-fu fighting'

2) singing while drunk ♫ 'everybody was a kung fu fighting'.

by wu chang August 16, 2010

kung fu panda drunk

Having the faculties impaired by alcohol in a manner characterized by memory loss. In such a state, the movie Kung Fu Panda could be watched and none of the plot or characters would be recognizable afterwards.

"That's because you were Kung Fu Panda drunk."

by DK is drunk January 16, 2009

Drunk fuck

A wasted son of a bitch

You're such a drunk fuck

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

drunk fuck

A Girl that you'd only fuck if you were real good and drunk.Cause otherwise it would be wrong.

Melissa would be a great drunk fuck.

by Scott May 17, 2004

Fake Drunk Fucker

When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.

"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."

"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."

by FilthyMan69 June 18, 2007

drunk funk

The bodily odor alcoholics have the next day after binge drinking. A most unpleasant smell.

Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.

by Sacrafix 1 March 30, 2010