Definitions by asswipejohnson

Liarrhea 

A fountain of bullshit spewing from a pathological liar's mouth anus.

Trump's State of the Union speech is so beyond Goebbels-esque propaganda, I can't listen to any more of his mindless sociopathic liarrhea.

Liarrhea by asswipejohnson October 30, 2020

Tea Party

A Tea Party is a meeting in a public men's restroom stall for anonymous gay sex at 4pm, tea time. "Tea Party 4pm" is usually written in permanent marker on the inside wall of restroom stalls where this takes place.

George Michael hosts a tea party Tuesdays at 4pm in Roxbury Park.

Tea Party by asswipejohnson July 24, 2011

Wang Chung 

A maneuver a person who fakes knowing martial arts threatens to unleash on an enemy.

I don't know...dude says he's a black belt in aikido, and if I talk to his girl again he'll teach me the wang chung maneuver. WTF?

Wang Chung by asswipejohnson December 20, 2010

Drunk Fu

Faking martial arts mastery while drunk.

That guy is wasted. He doesn't know Karate. Check out his drunk fu skills.

Drunk Fu by asswipejohnson December 20, 2010

manwich 

1. A gay male threesome. 2. A sloppy joe sandwich.

I'll be the meat in that manwich.

manwich by asswipejohnson December 18, 2010