asswipejohnson's definitions

Liarrhea

A fountain of bullshit spewing from a pathological liar's mouth anus.

Trump's State of the Union speech is so beyond Goebbels-esque propaganda, I can't listen to any more of his mindless sociopathic liarrhea.

by asswipejohnson October 30, 2020

Tea Party

A Tea Party is a meeting in a public men's restroom stall for anonymous gay sex at 4pm, tea time. "Tea Party 4pm" is usually written in permanent marker on the inside wall of restroom stalls where this takes place.

George Michael hosts a tea party Tuesdays at 4pm in Roxbury Park.

by asswipejohnson July 24, 2011

Drunk Fu

Faking martial arts mastery while drunk.

That guy is wasted. He doesn't know Karate. Check out his drunk fu skills.

by asswipejohnson December 20, 2010

Wang Chung

A maneuver a person who fakes knowing martial arts threatens to unleash on an enemy.

I don't know...dude says he's a black belt in aikido, and if I talk to his girl again he'll teach me the wang chung maneuver. WTF?

by asswipejohnson December 20, 2010

manwich

1. A gay male threesome. 2. A sloppy joe sandwich.

I'll be the meat in that manwich.

by asswipejohnson December 18, 2010